Review Summary: Techhen 2
This is technical death metal - the hint is in the album title obviously. You won’t have to dig deep for the full slap to emerge. The album opens with a guitar solo, which is an iconic move tbh. Blastbeats immediately come after, and deep gutty vocals and high shrooks make you tink if it’s the same vocalist with rage issues. Their Spotify bio is basically useless, so idk. I have more important things to do than find out, like I really want a fun drink right now. Speaking of bitch, I want to slap Nesquik’s chocolate milk mascot SO BAD. Stop being so happy bitch, you’re destroying the Earth. ***ing dumbass.
This is your momma’s album because u probably don’t have the balls to check this music out, if you can call it music. It’s more like being pummeled with guitars while Rings of Saturn watches. Quite so, it’s that kind of music. In fact, there are so many geeturd solos I KNOW they enjoy wanking to guitar covers on the Tube. Tbf, sounds like fun.
The problem with the album is it’s literally an endless onslaught of the same sound and combination of sounds over and over and over andoverandovernadovneowdhidshdjdhdhdh until the Earth explodes and some god forces the band to stop that ***. Hellfire’s Woe haz a C00l organ solo, and I’m like wow, so that’s where all the originality went. It’s okey dokey, there’s strings on another song. Yeah. Zzzzz
The album has many gut tars and many snares, and occasional piano parts, but tech death has been so overdone yeeeesh. I can’t believe this genre exists after Rings of Saturn, they basically beat it to death with their guitars. Whatever, this is a nice album techmetalnically speaking. If you like to pretend that music has turned into a human just to slap and *** you this is your kind of music? It depends on how kinky and wild you are. I make crunkcore music and nu-metal so I like this album, and my wife would run screaming from this ***, like how she turns off my music cuz guitars are basically the Devil. Come get some m/etal bitches, peace
