Crypts of Despair
We Belong in the Grave


2.0
poor

Review

by Ryan P STAFF
April 19th, 2025 | 61 replies


Release Date: 04/18/2025 | Tracklist

Review Summary: They're right, this really does belong in the grave.

Every single genre of music has its fair share of trash. For every 5 groundbreaking bands you’ll have 10 that aren’t worth a damn. Deathcore is a genre where the trash gets put under a microscope. I personally have loved the recent trend of symphonic, blackened deathcore a la bands like Mental Cruelty, Ov Sulfur and even Carnifex experimenting with their sound. Crypts of Despair sadly fall into the category of bland, uninspired and almost completely devoid of redeeming qualities. I'm not at all familiar with their prior output but apparently they had been making kickass blackened death metal before this, which makes this album even more of a bad surprise. I can imagine the shock and horror of people that were already fans of Crypts of Despair when they finally heard THIS album.

We Belong in the Grave is an album that is almost as laughable as the name itself and is everything wrong with modern deathcore. Each and every track is a lifeless, mid-tempo chug fest that sounds identical to the one that came before it. There’s no variation at all. There’s no cheesy synths to throw a wrench into the mindless sea of breakdowns. The production is overbearing, trying to emphasize the “riffs” but it just ends up coming off as too sterile. In fact, it’s been a while since I’ve heard a metal album that the riffs were so boring and uninventive and the production so obviously bombastic to the point of sterilization.

The one good thing that I can say about this band/album is that the vocals here are absolutely insane. They too are a bit one note, but they’re so powerful and aggressive that it doesn’t matter. The guttural assault sounds like it’s coming from deep into the bowels of Satan’s private quarters. They’re so bat*** crazy at times that it almost makes you forget about how terrible everything else sounds.

I didn’t start getting too heavy into deathcore until the past 2(ish) years, but I’ve come across some real gems. Some albums that have been underrated for years and have just now come to light for me personally. We Belong in the Grave does not fit in with the greatness that I’ve discovered. This album is the epitome of generic deathcore. If you have a 9 song album spanning the length of 35 minutes, you need at least SOME variation. 35 minutes isn’t so long of a runtime that every second has to sound the same. Every single riff, breakdown, drum section sounds identical to all the others here. If it wasn’t for the vocals, this would be a completely useless album. Even so, it’s still pretty damn useless.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 19th 2025


115287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Album blows hard.

Pikazilla
April 19th 2025


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

wow what the fuck happened to this band



this was horrid

NexCeleris
Emeritus
April 19th 2025


2293 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Yeah, what's actually shocking about this album is the transformation this band underwent. Would have been an interesting talking point.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 19th 2025


115287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Guessing I should jam their previous stuff? This was my first experience and obviously not a good one lol.

TheNotrap
April 19th 2025


19369 Comments


I loved the previous one, have to jam this at some point

Great to see the CONTRIBUTOR tag on you, bro

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 19th 2025


115287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Ily buddy!!

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
April 19th 2025


29672 Comments


yeah this sucked

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 19th 2025


115287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Extremely hard.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
April 19th 2025


29672 Comments


the label that put this out is fascinating to me. they release mostly derivative garbage but every single release has like 20 merch items?? surely no one is buying crypts of despair gym shorts right? I’ve been wondering about this since the label started.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 19th 2025


115287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

LMAO have never even heard of that label until just now.

NexCeleris
Emeritus
April 19th 2025


2293 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Their regular shirts are really high-quality. Print and fabric grammage are fantastic. Replicant shirt is the heaviest I own and it's not close.

Speaking of Replicant, TO do put out bangers. They've been on a signing spree, so there's bound to be meh stuff in their roster, but I wouldn't call a band like Veilburner derivative. (Aware you said mostly.)

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 19th 2025


115287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Oh ok so this is Veilburner's label too. Gotta be honest, I've never paid much attention to specific labels outside of 20 Buck Spin and Profound Lore. If it riffs hard idc what label it came from lol.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
April 19th 2025


29672 Comments


they release good stuff every now and again. pretty sure cosmic putrefaction is on their roster.

I just don’t understand the merch hustle surely they can’t be actually selling all that shit.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 19th 2025


115287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Would be impressive.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
April 19th 2025


29672 Comments


im nearly positive one time they were selling a branded g-string like ???? Bro ?

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 19th 2025


115287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

LMAOOOOO THAT IS HILARIOUS.

Pikazilla
April 19th 2025


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

y'all should peep the new dormant ordeal to cleanse your palate befouled by this shitburger

NexCeleris
Emeritus
April 19th 2025


2293 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

That's a good one, yes.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 19th 2025


115287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Will check.

osmark86
April 19th 2025


12576 Comments


Y'all got any Crypts of Despair gym shorts available?



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