La Femme
Paradigmes


3.0
good

Review

by DadKungFu STAFF
September 26th, 2024 | 24 replies


Release Date: 2021 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Dans la style de machine a pizza

Je ne sais pas que signifie "La Femme". Je suis fatigue de la musique "cool". La musique Francais est souvent trop "cool". La musique de La Femme est tres "cool". Jane Birkin, vous n’etes pas interessante parce que vous avez ete bonked a la tete quand vous etiez une fille. Je ne comprends pas la fascination d’Agnes Varda pour vous.

Cette musique, c’est mignon. Synth-pop de la nuit. Super. Bravo. La Femme est amusante, au moins. La musique ressemble la musique pour un film sur un criminel, un voleur qui erre dans la nuit. Danse. Danse Danse. Un-ts Un-ts Un-ts Un-ts Un-ts. La plupart des chansons ont une voix mince et vaporeuse, et tres jolie. Mais, je suis assis, immobile. Je pleure. Et je pleure. Les particuliere chansons semble les chansons de The Knife, je suppose, parfois plus nocturne. Je ne me souviens pas le son de The Knife. Parfois Soft Cell. C’est cool, c’est pour danser. C’est pour fumer les clopes dans la nuit.

Je n’ai pas les cles pour les accents sur mon ordinateur. Bravo, moi. Bravo La Femme.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
September 26th 2024


5389 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Desole

Sunnyvale
Staff Reviewer
September 26th 2024


6148 Comments


"In the style machine a pizza" -

Sacré Bleu!!!

artificialbox
Contributing Reviewer
September 26th 2024


2509 Comments


“Jane Birkin, you're not interesting because you were bonked in the head when you were a girl” LOL. beautiful.

Slex
September 26th 2024


17227 Comments


Incredible

dedex
Staff Reviewer
September 26th 2024


12828 Comments


"Je n’ai pas les cles pour les accents sur mon ordinateur." lmfao ye boi nice one

"C’est pour fumer les clopes dans la nuit." this one hits hard ye

RunOfTheMill
September 26th 2024


4569 Comments


T’aurais pu apprendre les codes Alt, mais bon je félicite ton effort quand même. Bien joué.

GreyShadow
September 26th 2024


7272 Comments


Fulton Street II slaps

someone
Contributing Reviewer
September 26th 2024


6927 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

hilarious, but off by a mile. dad jokes and all

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
September 26th 2024


5389 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I'm sorry, this might have resonated with me more at another time in my life but the voidz have left a very bitter taste in my mouth that this doesn't really wash out

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
September 26th 2024


5389 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"T’aurais pu apprendre les codes Alt, mais bon je félicite ton effort quand même."



On se connait?

someone
Contributing Reviewer
September 26th 2024


6927 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

tbh, La Femme are the cool that Voidz wanted to be

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
September 26th 2024


62164 Comments


haven't followed cet band depuis their debut, but they deserve plus que to be compared with the voidz (and are/were Actually Assez Cool)

StormChaser
September 26th 2024


2454 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

just glad to see it get reviewed, thanks Dad

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
September 26th 2024


5389 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

'tbh, La Femme are the cool that Voidz wanted to be'



That's absolutely the case



pizzamachine
September 27th 2024


27617 Comments


The art of fun reviewage 🫨

MiloRuggles
Staff Reviewer
September 27th 2024


3119 Comments


Thanks Dad, this review made me believe I can speak French. But I won't. En principe.

RunOfTheMill
September 27th 2024


4569 Comments


I couldn’t resist @DadKungFu

RunOfTheMill
September 27th 2024


4569 Comments


Are these guys actually French women tho

someone
Contributing Reviewer
September 27th 2024


6927 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

you've just answered your own question

ToSmokMuzyki
September 28th 2024


12334 Comments


pet



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