Whores.
War


3.5
great

Review

by Ben STAFF
April 16th, 2024 | 74 replies


Release Date: 04/12/2024 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Pyrite.

Whores. Are. Band.
Noise. Is. Rock.
2016. Circa. Debut.
Name. Was. Gold.

Good. It. Be.
Loud. For. Sure.
Screm. For. Days.
Filth. For. Ever.

Then. Gap. Absence.
Label. Gone. Sadness.
Me. Impatient. Waiting.
Un. Til. Now.

2024. Album. Here.
Finally! Excitement! Glee!
Verdict? Critique? Opinion?
Oh. Deary. Me.

Think. Royal. Blood.
Plus. Keith. Buckley.
Add. Unsane. Too.
This. Is. War.

Loud? Screm? Filth?
Still? Got? It?
Sure. I. Guess.
More. Or. Less.

Lesser. Cleaner. Leaner.
Plainer. Flatter. Thinner.
Simpler. Saner. Safer.
I wish. They’d been. Braver.

Why. So. Glum?
Not. All. Bad!
Fun. Time. Still.
Don’t. Be. Mad.

Riffs. Fat. Jiggle.
Fuzz. Scuzz. Tingle.
Bass. Bulbous. Big.
Drums. Go. Ting.

Three. Point. Five.
Worth. A. Spin.
Ex. Pec. Tations.
Rein. Em. In.

Fi. Nal. Words?
For. The. Road.
Moral. Of. Story:
Pyrite. Ain’t. Gold.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
April 16th 2024


10224 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Out. To. Day.

GiaNXGX
April 16th 2024


5381 Comments


would neg but have a ghost pos

JesperL
Staff Reviewer
April 16th 2024


5480 Comments


this is the greatest review

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
April 16th 2024


1783 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Work. of. Art.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
April 16th 2024


60543 Comments


Copy. Right. Claim!

Sunnyvale
Staff Reviewer
April 16th 2024


5914 Comments


Review needs more semicolons

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
April 16th 2024


10224 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Have. No. Shame.

budgie
April 16th 2024


35758 Comments


finally a review i can read

someone
Contributing Reviewer
April 16th 2024


6654 Comments


Hotel? Trivago

GiaNXGX
April 16th 2024


5381 Comments


bro really went caveman…

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
April 16th 2024


26218 Comments

Album Rating: 3.4

"finally a review i can read" [2]

JayEnder
April 16th 2024


19987 Comments


A pithy read.

someone
Contributing Reviewer
April 16th 2024


6654 Comments


"finally a review i can read" [3]
a review tailor fit for my attention span

YoYoMancuso
Staff Reviewer
April 16th 2024


18875 Comments


Whores.

MeatSalad
April 16th 2024


18606 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Amazing review



Was kinda apprehensive after hearing the singles, gave the impression this would just be a lesser Gold. Seems about right

SomeCallMeTim
April 16th 2024


4158 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

finally a review i can eat [4]



album is album

Scoot
April 16th 2024


22213 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

it slaps but it's not everything i wanted



doesn't have quite the same bite as gold

FearThyEvil
April 16th 2024


18623 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Right there with you, Scoot! Great album but after 8 years I was definitely expecting a little bit more and it doesn't hit as hard as Gold.

MeatSalad
April 16th 2024


18606 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Yeah still fun, not worth an 8 year wait though



These dudes really slapped an audible version of the liner notes on the end of an album, incredible

Senetrix666
April 16th 2024


1584 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

8 years after releasing one of the greatest noise rock albums of all time and they release this garbage.



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