Torsofuck
Postpartum Exstasy


4.0
excellent

Review

by Noam Chomsky USER (4 Reviews)
April 5th, 2024 | 25 replies


Release Date: 2023 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Torsofuck cums on the burned remains or pornogrind

Its been sixteen years since Torso***’s 2007 classic, As Semen Blends with Rot. Since then, the metal world has been clamoring for new Torso***. After years of blue balling the world, Torso*** finally gave birth to Postpartum Exstasy. Unlike some of their other finish counterparts they didn’t even demand fnas buy them their own studio complete with a sauna (though Torso*** deserve three saunas for making this album).

This opus begins with Necropervert. The technical sweeping eventually lead to a crescendo of slams. This is the perfect soundtrack to creeping in the graveyard with your shovel. The melodious crooning on Retarted Anal Whore will make blood spill from every orifice. Who knew these guys were feminists? Of course the highlight of the album is Molested With A Festering Stump. This is a radio hit in the making. With a special guest appearance by Noam Chomsky the band is finally ready to break through into the mainstream. Noam’s grunts of “MY COCK IS DEFORMED AND ROTTING AWAY” perfectly describe the plight of the average man.

In conclusion, Postpartum Exstasy is really one for the ages.


user ratings (12)
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Comments:Add a Comment 
Scoot
April 5th 2024


24126 Comments


this band is real?

Frost15
April 5th 2024


4636 Comments


Yes, a finnish bodybuilder writing songs about fecal fetishes, necrophilia and being raped by elephants, just another day in the office for Gore/Pornogrind.

PumpBoffBag
Emeritus
April 5th 2024


1840 Comments


I’ll never go to Africa again lol

Is that a typo in the summary?

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2024


115314 Comments


God awful band.

CugnoBrasso
April 5th 2024


3491 Comments


I remember laughing my scrotum off in high school listening to Raped by Elephants. It feels weird to see that these guys are back, I doubt I'll ever listen to this.

botb
April 5th 2024


19794 Comments


Who knew these guys were feminists destroyed me

Koris
Emeritus
April 6th 2024


22618 Comments


4. Retarded Anal Whore

What a song title

VlacDrac
April 6th 2024


2895 Comments


Pornogore not pornogrind.

cylinder
April 8th 2024


4354 Comments


yeah, get it right

VlacDrac
April 9th 2024


2895 Comments


Unironically

rockarollacola
April 9th 2024


2472 Comments


what a pleasant band name

BookoftheFallen
April 10th 2024


1224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I figured id get banned for writing this review

Volt2187
April 10th 2024


269 Comments


I FUCKING LOVE ANIMALS SO FUCKING MUCH
RUNNING A SHELTER FOR THE RESCUED ONES
BESTIAL HAREM OF MY SICKENED DREAMS
TIGHT ANIMAL HOLES WALKING EVERYWHERE
LAST NIGHT I SLEPT WITH A HAMSTER
FINGERING VIOLENTLY BOTH OF IT´S HOLES
HAMSTER WAS IN OBVIOUS AGONY
IT MADE ME WAY TO HORNY, I HAD TO FUCK IT HARD
BANGING FURRY HAMSTER AS WAS HOT AS FUCK
PUSHING AS HARD AS I CAN, BRUTAL HAMSTER SEX
IMPALED BY MY HUGE SWOLLEN VEINOUS COCK
GUTS PUSHED FROM IT´S MOUTH
EYEBALLS BURSTING FROM PRESSURE
FRAGILE SMALL BORY SPLIT IN HALF AS I CUM
STUPID FUCKING CREATURE STAINED MY PILLOW
BLOOD, SHIT AND INNARDS ON MY BED
I FEEL TOTAL HATRED AND ANGER
FEEDING IT´S FUCKED REMAINS TO MY DOGS
AT LEAST MY BALLS ARE NOW EMPTIED
THATS ALL THAT MATTERS FOR NOW
TOMORROW I´M GONNA SUCK SOME ANIMAL COCKS

BookoftheFallen
April 10th 2024


1224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

They really missed an opportunity by not having a lyric about inserting a hamster into their anus

Koris
Emeritus
August 25th 2024


22618 Comments


^ Ah yes, the whole Richard Gere routine

pizzamachine
August 25th 2024


28282 Comments


“I figured id get banned for writing this review”

Nah you went light. Good rev though

foxblood
February 7th 2025


11589 Comments


this one is sick

cylinder
February 7th 2025


4354 Comments


wouldn't expect Noam Chomsky to be into this kind of stuff, color me surprised

CugnoBrasso
February 7th 2025


3491 Comments


He can no longer talk or be interviewed but boy does he love blasting some pornogrind.

cylinder
February 7th 2025


4354 Comments


i guess at a certain point you just get tired of the politics. he's just trying to enjoy himself these days



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