Keys To The Astral Gates And Mystic Doors
Keys To The Astral Gates And Mystic Doors II


4.0
excellent

Review

by pizzamachine USER (627 Reviews)
March 8th, 2024 | 24 replies


Release Date: 01/31/2024 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Hell yeah

This right here is the m/enly m/etal m/y friends. M/ostly a great album/ indeed m/en! M/y favourite part of this m////enly album is the hard riffs that slap your goddam//n balls like a demon tiger from Hell. If you can im//agine a straw, just im/agine that straw sucking up your soul and that’s the sound of this album/.

Does it have riffs? YES. M/ore riffs to crash the Earth with. This right here is cult, lo-fi, black black BLACK black m//etal. Ride on the cosmic waves towards this spacey atm/osphere propelled by Satan’s cock! It absolutely slaps m//en and you have to listen to this to put yourself in a state of Satanic catharsis!

These guys have been doing it for a while, but every time they m///assacre ears with their ghastly demon shrieks. If you have to listen to m///usic today check out this celestial, wintery wrecker. Your ears will be m/ashed into a boiling pot of pain, and the drums are a godsend m///en. Like I said, this album/ rules and check it out, don’t wait, do it now m////en! The hard drum blastbeats slapped my ass hard, *** yeah.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
pizzamachine
March 8th 2024


27252 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

m/ let’s get it men

ffs
March 8th 2024


6226 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

hell yeah

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
March 8th 2024


26061 Comments


can’t believe the mods passed up on quality content like this.

MeatSalad
March 8th 2024


18606 Comments


Incredible, make this man staff right now

DocSportello
March 8th 2024


3376 Comments


M///y goodness Jim Corbett wouldn’t stand a chance

pizzamachine
March 8th 2024


27252 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Check it out m/en

FearThyEvil
March 8th 2024


18623 Comments


you might need to send location soon

pizzamachine
March 8th 2024


27252 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Nah fuck that

GiaNXGX
March 8th 2024


5381 Comments


Pos for satan’s cock m//

pizzamachine
March 8th 2024


27252 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

The m/ost important detail

bellovddd
March 8th 2024


6022 Comments


wo/MEN

pizzamachine
March 8th 2024


27252 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

No no, everyone is a man until otherwise proven by science facts

bellovddd
March 8th 2024


6022 Comments


FACTZ

artificialbox
March 8th 2024


1703 Comments


slayz ahrd agreed

Egarran
March 8th 2024


34105 Comments


Shared on Facebook.

DocSportello
March 9th 2024


3376 Comments


Ayn Rand imagined a world of limitless opportunity, where mankind was free to become whatever it willed.

Minecraft.

PumpBoffBag
Staff Reviewer
March 10th 2024


1573 Comments


Lovely. I too enjoy having my cheeks clapped by blastbeats, will have to czech

pizzamachine
March 11th 2024


27252 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Fuck yeah check this hard m/en! Hawks get your ass in here!

Rastapunk
March 12th 2024


1544 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I just had them on my New BM list and see this review. Can't understand how the f do I like this as I don't like underproduced releases but this is something else!

pizzamachine
March 12th 2024


27252 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Kinda how I feel, this is so low budget but immersive



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