Ameonna
Goddess Wept


2.0
poor

Review

by Mike Kaplan STAFF
January 25th, 2024 | 9 replies


Release Date: 01/14/2024 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Blander than unseasoned tofu.

I’ll keep this brief: Goddess Wept is about as bland as you can get in a nu-djent-deathcore (is that a thing?) record. The vocals are more miss than hit, the composition is boring, the band hasn’t quite figured out what genre they’re doing, and the whole thing smells like a person who couldn’t quite cover up their body odor with the cheap cologne they are wearing. And as if that doesn’t sound obnoxious enough, there’s even a completely unnecessary (and lazy) intro track that just drives the nail into the coffin of this EP.

I could—and probably should—talk more specifics about the individual tracks and why this record is subpar, but what’s the point? I could elucidate further as to the positive aspects of Goddess Wept (and there are a few), but would it really matter? Much like packaged Grandma’s peanut butter cookies, RC Cola, or the flash dried pieces of corn in your Cup Noodles—Goddess Wept will leave absolutely no impression and probably has a bad aftertaste. If you don’t like this kind of music, avoid. If you do like this kind of music… uh… avoid?



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Manatea
Staff Reviewer
January 25th 2024


1941 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Two in a week I’m on fire

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
January 25th 2024


1776 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Couldn't agree more with your review. I was really hoping for something fire from Pablo and Alex but I guess this ain't it. Nice little write up, glad to see you back doing reviews again! :D

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
January 25th 2024


4873 Comments


Expected this to be awful but it kinda ain't? At least in the context of a genre I consider uniformly sub-par. Rain Bringer kinda goes.

Manatea
Staff Reviewer
January 25th 2024


1941 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Hey boiz!



Yeah it like ALMOST slaps at moments but kinda doesn’t…

FowlKrietzsche
January 25th 2024


805 Comments


meathead muzak

FowlKrietzsche
January 25th 2024


805 Comments


superb review tho

pizzamachine
January 25th 2024


27223 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Naaah this goes hard. Great rev

Manatea
Staff Reviewer
January 26th 2024


1941 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Thanks for stopping by!

Also Pizza we agree to disagree < 3

mrdogthrow
February 15th 2024


2116 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

i like it, but i really does sound like self inflicted pt2 with less awful lyrics. glad alex is back and better tho



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