Closet Witch
Chiaroscuro


4.0
excellent

Review

by Hugh G. Puddles STAFF
November 30th, 2023 | 132 replies


Release Date: 11/03/2023 | Tracklist

Review Summary: You can’t turn the clocks back to yesterday, and that orange glow with billowing smoke on the horizon doesn’t look promising, so what’s left to do besides drink, smoke, and fuck?

closet witch.
chew face.
bass cory.
royce drum.
mollie vox.
alex guitar.
chiaroscuro.
auspice alb.
black white.
hell grind.
discog raise.
’18 debut.
turned up.
pulse savage.
germane pain.
nailgun kiss.
scream hundreds.
dread murk.
culture muscle.
slump shunt.
tongue tough.
featuring dylan.
ill touch.
sludge guts.
strenuous pace.
central lull.
“outro”.
restore lungs.
“arlington cemetery”.
metric fuckage
“funeral flowers”
wipe nose.
snot hardcore.
“to the cauldron”.
inordinate blowout.
towering beatdown.
now yours.
zero snag.
game over.
recommend album.
any% WR.




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user ratings (44)
3.7
great


Comments:Add a Comment 
JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
November 30th 2023


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Eighteen-minute grindcore banger! No nonsense, all goodness, NYP on Bandcamp, lfg

zaruyache
November 30th 2023


27397 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

fuck yeah this sounds MEATY and im a vegetarian

Havey
November 30th 2023


12089 Comments


Wow... Utterly amazing this composer is genius! I have implemented this music every morning when I start my daytrades! I couldn't believe but I make at least 1500 usd in the first half of the day



budgie
November 30th 2023


35391 Comments


lmao havey

budgie
November 30th 2023


35391 Comments


what happened to the neg buttons were they removed

zaruyache
November 30th 2023


27397 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

johnny using staff dev hacks

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
November 30th 2023


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

neg buttons were specifically removed for a small handful of users below a certain reading comp threshold several years back, and budgie is one of under ten sanctioned users still active from back then

budgie
November 30th 2023


35391 Comments


can someone tldr that its too many wordsies

Voivod
Staff Reviewer
November 30th 2023


10718 Comments


Always up for grindcore, bookmarked.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
November 30th 2023


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

hooray!

this is a very different flavour to all my other grindcore favs from this year - much more less high on style, gets straight to the point

Mort.
November 30th 2023


25062 Comments


ohhh when you shoutboxed closet witch it wasnt a random insult, it meant this. will check now

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
November 30th 2023


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

no, but i will reclaim it as a random insult the second one or both of us forgets about this

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
November 30th 2023


10164 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

closet witch new favourite insult let’s gooo



this looks

quite fun

i will

uh

listen to this album now ig

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
November 30th 2023


26580 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Very good album



Review is ADHD sleep-deprivation-core perfected

Pheromone
November 30th 2023


21384 Comments


review good
i love
grindcore
bad cereal
munch

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
November 30th 2023


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

lf

g

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
November 30th 2023


1744 Comments


Thought this was a pizza review at first

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
November 30th 2023


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

how fucking dare you

YuriZakhaev
November 30th 2023


1058 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

‘Bout to grind my core to this, let’s go

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
November 30th 2023


1744 Comments


"how fucking dare you"

Pizza has influenced you hasn't he? Admit it!



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