Klaus Badelt
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl


4.0
excellent

Review

by pizzamachine USER (623 Reviews)
November 23rd, 2023 | 14 replies


Release Date: 2003 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Avast mehearty

When I think about albums that deserve a review, the first one coming to mind is Pirates of the etc. Sorry, I’m sick and refuse to spell that.

I watched the movie in the theatre with my friend cause it was his birthday. As expected, the movie ruled, Johnny Depp was weird but owned and a lovely time was had. Those skeleton pirates were quite something. I wanted to *** everyone on the cast (of proper ages) including the skeletons, let’s be real. Not the monkey though, I guess, it was pretty cute though.

Sword fighting happened, cannons exploded, my wittle dick exploded, and the movie overall was orgasmic. The soundtrack perfectly captures that tingly sensation of the excitement of men comparing their swords, and women getting passed around. There’s no bad apple in these lavished symphonic movements, which tell the epic tale of drunken pirates. I wouldn’t mind if Johnny swashbuckled me if you know what I mean, and I also don’t mind when this soundtrack rocks my boat if you catch my drift.

The only downside is the melodies get a little old. Some of the songs are all bluster but no zizzle. There’s plenty of spice with the catchier tracks, but plenty of songs are not memorable apart from the movie. This soundtrack is best experienced while watching the movie. Nonetheless, it is a nostalgic experience listening to this retro soundtrack, and it packs quite a punch like rum. It remains an excellent soundtrack, and Johnny is an excellent actor.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
pizzamachine
November 23rd 2023


26988 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

You can’t slay the King

MeatSalad
November 23rd 2023


18548 Comments


fun film, shame the sequels are so tedious to sit through

sixdegrees
November 23rd 2023


13127 Comments


You are without a doubt the worst sputnik user I've ever heard of

pizzamachine
November 23rd 2023


26988 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Somewhere along the line the plot gets a little convoluted.

@sixdegrees: lol

MeatSalad
November 23rd 2023


18548 Comments


Pizza is too wholesome to be worst

MeatSalad
November 23rd 2023


18548 Comments


Unless you meant me, in which case agreed

William21
November 23rd 2023


871 Comments


A favorite comfort soundtrack of mine

artificialbox
November 23rd 2023


1482 Comments


monke confirmed best pirate

bellovddd
November 23rd 2023


5661 Comments


fun movie.

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
November 23rd 2023


18240 Comments


Score is legendary. The thing that pops my head is it sounds like a zimmer score but it isn’t zimmer haha, at least until the second movie anyway.

pizzamachine
November 23rd 2023


26988 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeah I totally agree

Rowhaus
November 24th 2023


6064 Comments


"You are without a doubt the worst sputnik user I've ever heard of"
but you HAVE heard of him


Purpl3Spartan
November 27th 2023


8445 Comments


thank you rowhaus for saving the day here

suppatime
March 11th 2024


1800 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

this that no condom music



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