The Callous Daoboys
God Smiles Upon the Callous Daoboys


3.5
great

Review

by Zac124 USER (50 Reviews)
October 25th, 2023 | 68 replies


Release Date: 10/20/2023 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Expectations can be cruel.

The Callous Daoboys 2022 release, Celebrity Therapist, was a highly acclaimed record. It pushes the mathcore genre into new areas for exploration with a consistently dark tone while still balancing it with sillier moments. An album like this will naturally raise the bar for the next release by any band. The follow-up EP, God Smiles Upon the Callous Daoboys, fails to meet that bar, making it feel like a step back while still, admittedly, delivering some solid new tracks.

What clearly establishes the EP as a step back is the bigger focus on hooks rather than the frantic yells and panic chord flurries. The worst offender of this is Waco Jesus causing it to ultimately feel rather generic and boring. This track sounds like something any modern metalcore/mathcore band could come up with. The chorus is anthemic, the vocals are catchy, and it does deal with a few cool ideas, yet it ends up sounding hollow.

Thankfully, Waco Jesus is the only major bump this EP hits. The other tracks contain much more of what made The Callous Daoboys blow up in the first place. Pushing the Pink Envelope is overloaded with fun, frenetic riffage alongside the more subdued and hook-driven moments. It feels like the band's take on The Dillinger Escape Plans ‘Setting Fire to Sleeping Giants’.

The final track on the EP is much more reminiscent of the bands style on Celebrity Therapist, however Designer Shroud of Turin is a perfect example of how the EP fails in one area that their sophomore album excelled in, which were its transitions. The track is filled to the brim with great yet crazy ideas, from a rap segment to a calypso segment and saxophone appearing in multiple parts of the track; however, each change-up has a janky, unnatural-sounding transition. The song is a Frankenstein of great ideas, but the stitching between each part is weak, so it falls apart. However, this is still a great track. It is ambitious. It is extremely fun. It is just rough in one area.

Despite the fact that it is unfair to compare a three track EP to the band's current greatest achievement, it is hard not to, or at least until LP3 is released. There is nothing downright terrible here; it just falls a little short on almost all aspects the band proved they were extremely proficient in. The darker tone is gone, the transitions are noticeably weaker, and there is a noticeable focus on more hook-laden yet generic choruses. Overall, God Smiles Upon the Callous Daoboys is a good EP, but after Celebrity Therapist, it is hard to deny that it is at least a little disappointing.



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Zac124
October 25th 2023


2639 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Waco Jesus makes me consider that murder podcast.

Vinnymcscoop
October 25th 2023


1672 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

I wish they added more songs to the EP, I was more hyped up for this than I needed to be.

Nice review also

pizzamachine
October 25th 2023


27118 Comments


Album title makes me wanna gouge my eyes out

MoM
October 25th 2023


5994 Comments


Swelling due to Lymphedema?

Doctors say to do this…



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calmrose
October 25th 2023


6782 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

formatting error in the last sentence, "Overall, [i]God Smiles Upon the Callous Daoboys[/b] is a good EP, but after Celebrity Therapist, it is hard to deny that it is at least a little disappointing."



good review

SteakByrnes
October 25th 2023


29751 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Good review, this shit mid!

Purpl3Spartan
October 25th 2023


8539 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Summary says it all

Pikazilla
October 25th 2023


29743 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Good review, this shit mid! [2]



still haven't heard celebrity therapist lmao, and this ep isn't making a strong case in favour of a discography run

trilo
October 25th 2023


6244 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

this is a lot worse than celebrity therapist don't let it deter you

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
October 25th 2023


60316 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Ohh hell ya, this new Callous Daoboys EP might be one of the most spastic and expansive mathcore records in the modern era. The way the band experiments with these glitches that cut in and out from various other sounds (whether that be a breakbeat drum fill, a saxophone, a TV sample, the list is endless). I cannot wait to see what the band has instore with a new full-length album, because they put a lot of hard word into this and it definitely shows.



fuck this shit

Scoot
October 25th 2023


22194 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

big disappointment

Wildcardbitchesss
October 25th 2023


11786 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

great review and I honestly agree with most of it. Pushing the Pink Envelope is just as good as anything on Celebrity Therapist imo

Scoot
October 25th 2023


22194 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

celebrity therapist shits all over this



MeatSalad
October 25th 2023


18567 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

The quality diff is kinda wild only one year later

Scoot
October 25th 2023


22194 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

likely these were throwaway b sides

izlez
October 25th 2023


90 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

They ain't B-Sides. They have specifically said that. Also said that these are the best songs they've ever wrote.

izlez
October 25th 2023


90 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

The good news is, if y'all think the issue is in the transitions, you will learn in time

MeatSalad
October 25th 2023


18567 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I believe them, and they are also dead wrong lol. Celebrity Therapist b-sides would've likely sounded better than this

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
October 25th 2023


60316 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

songs all sound like the band gave themselves a (deserving) pat on the back after the Celebrity Therapist acclaim and then decided it was time to get high off their own jank. whole thing sounds cocksure and scrappy, hope they get their shit together soon

Get Low
October 25th 2023


14205 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Hated Celebrity Therapist, loved this. I hope they stick with this more hook-centric sound because it's much more up my alley.



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