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Drudge To The Thicket


4.5
superb

Review

by pizzamachine USER (634 Reviews)
October 3rd, 2023 | 66 replies


Release Date: 09/15/2023 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Trudge To The Dhicket

In this album, blastbeats blast off, and instruments are squirted everywhere like a game of Splatoon. With a video game reference in the first sentence, kids will know I’m pretty rad. Similarly, with these spastic instruments going full technical, enjoyers of instruments will go oooo and aaaa.

The riff chaos may remind of Rings of Saturn, but unlike Rings of Saturn, it’s not dog vomit. However, these riffs bring a picture of an ancient alien entity come to rape all the cattle in a field to create a new, ungodly species that will serve as an army to destroy humans once zapped with an evolution ray. The guitars sounds insane, and while rape is definitely not condoned, the idea of mutated, murderous alien cows is rad in a Duke Nukem 3D kind of way. The guitars go on a sickening rampage, essentially.

The drums also exist. In fact, they exist so hard that the pummeling is similar to pushing cows down an infinite stairwell. The drums are so in tandem with the metal riffs, that they bring the end of days to your ear drums, making you hug your blankie for comfort. Let’s just say the drummer does more fills than land.

When listening to this album you must ask yourself, “is too much of an awesome thing a boring thing?”, but only if you’re a child. Everyone else will realize the brilliance of constant guitar hooks that are heavier than your mom when holding on to 5 backpacks on the way to child care. This album is for true metal enjoyers, the type that actually listen to metal regularly. Maybe Death metal album of the month, it’s that spooky. Those growls sound like someone possessed by the spirit of myself when I’m ***ing mad someone broke my guitar string. Translation: album owns.



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pizzamachine
October 3rd 2023


27618 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Good album

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
October 3rd 2023


27017 Comments


hell yes pizza. ive been waiting on someone to review this. im actually listening to it again right now.

as far as im concerned this is the best metal I’ve heard in 2023.

pizzamachine
October 3rd 2023


27618 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah, so far it’s one of my fav death metal albums of the year. I keep coming back to it

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
October 3rd 2023


27017 Comments


it’s so bouncy and groovy and fun but literally never stops the riffs

that little bass drop in song of stillness makes me laugh every time and then I fist pump in my chair.

what a fuckin album.

pizzamachine
October 3rd 2023


27618 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Dem groooooves

MarsKid
Emeritus
October 3rd 2023


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 3.8

Oh sweet I don't have to review this



Everyone get in here!

Hawks
October 3rd 2023


93153 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

M///////EN

bellovddd
October 3rd 2023


6705 Comments


The drums also exist. In fact, they exist so hard that the pummeling is similar to pushing cows down an infinite stairwell



lmao

Hawks
October 3rd 2023


93153 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Rating bump. This keeps getting better.

Pikazilla
October 3rd 2023


31122 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

yeah the riffs on this are undeniable

Hawks
October 3rd 2023


93153 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Production ripz too.

Dewinged
Staff Reviewer
October 3rd 2023


32109 Comments


I only skimmed this but didn't enjoy it ;(

ShadowRemains
October 3rd 2023


28045 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

this album is fucking wild

Hawks
October 3rd 2023


93153 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

It's a grower Dewi.

naughtcturnal
October 4th 2023


2733 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

rules

MarsKid
Emeritus
October 4th 2023


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 3.8

Yeah shit it might get a bump, this pummels.

pizzamachine
October 4th 2023


27618 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

That’ll do donkey

Kusangii
October 5th 2023


7059 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Looks interesting, might jam

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
October 5th 2023


27017 Comments


I think you’ll like this kusi, it’s weird and very fun.

Kusangii
October 5th 2023


7059 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I like the sound of that m/



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