pizzamachine
Sorry Haterz


4.5
superb

Review

by bellovddd USER (58 Reviews)
September 8th, 2023 | 87 replies


Release Date: 07/18/2023 | Tracklist

Review Summary: The Crunkcore Revival - has arrived.

Does Pineapple go on Pizza? It’s a question that has boggled even the most astute of minds. I am not going to go into the debate here because I for one, do not like pineapple on my pizza, but that doesn’t mean you can’t.

Crunkcore is a hotly debated genre. You may not like it; you may not understand it and the copious amount of hair gel may intimidate you. But do not fear. pizzamachine has made Crunkcore accessible even to the most pretentious of ears.

When you step into ‘Sorry Haterz’ you are stepping into a cacophony of sounds that will not only tingle the senses but challenge the brain. You are graced with an abundance of throat shreading screams and bass drops that are no laughing matter. Auto Tuned vocals will tickle the spot where no one dares to tickle you, rap verses will flood your little ear drums and the chugging of the guitar rears its head just enough to let you know that you are in IT.

What is IT?

IT is first and foremost, a good time. Not to be taken too seriously tracks like ‘Couch Sitting’ remind us all just how good couches can be and ‘Ice Cream Slut’ well, may or may not make you rub ice cream in your private areas…. ‘Rap Song’ my personal favourite has some genuinely good bars and pizzamachine knows it as he rightly so proclaims:

I could rap all day, but I don’t wanna.
Imma be the king. The big whopper.

Whilst lyrically, pizzamachine is poking fun, musically its where pizza gets R.E.A.L. It may be easy to overlook the excellent production and quality musicianship on show because its ‘Crunkcore’ and if you did well, that is your problem. ‘Neon Socks’ has a glorious beat behind it and instrumental track ‘Underwater Level’ is a true piece of beauty that makes one feel as though they are in fact, floating underwater after ingesting a large amount of Psilocybin with all the SpongeBob you can get. ‘No ***s Given’ has a beat that could have been on any early 2000’s TOP HITS disk that even had my children dancing along to, and let me tell you, they only dance to ‘The Wiggles’ so pizzamachine is on something here…

Crunkcore, is seen as a joke. Maybe it’s time for that to change. Maybe it’s time to look past the hair gel, skinny jeans and xHAWTx doods and doodettes. Maybe it’s time to appreciate Crunkcore for what it can be, and maybe pizzamachine is the Caped Crusader that Crunkcore needs.

Link to Sorry Haterz: https://on.soundcloud.com/AdvM58ci7UiXVzKa8



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Comments:Add a Comment 
bellovddd
September 8th 2023


5953 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

my words do not do this crunky masterpiece justice.

pizzamachine
September 8th 2023


27224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Very good review. Thanks so much!



bellovddd
September 8th 2023


5953 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

hopefully it does some justice for your work!

pizzamachine
September 8th 2023


27224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

;] It did indeed, I love the review. The first para made me guffah

Pon
Emeritus
September 8th 2023


5998 Comments


i don't see how you can hate from outside the club you can't even get in lmao leggo

pizzamachine
September 8th 2023


27224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

True, you’d need good coin to see the pizzamachine live

bellovddd
September 8th 2023


5953 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

pizzamachine world tour TBA

pizzamachine
September 8th 2023


27224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

One of my fav lyrics on the album: “screw all of you cause I got Sputnikmusic on my phone”

Shemson
September 8th 2023


4156 Comments


Great review
Album had some genuinely good stuff as I said already pizza - would like to hear you make something ‘serious’ if you ever fancy it

pizzamachine
September 8th 2023


27224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Excuse me? I’m very serious about the music I make. What exactly do you mean?? I just released some “serious” nu-metal tracks on Shriller Killer if that’s what you consider serious, but I’m not here to cater to people bro.

Shemson
September 8th 2023


4156 Comments


Well now I feel bad

Kusangii
September 8th 2023


6574 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Glad this groundbreaking album finally got a review

Pikazilla
September 8th 2023


29785 Comments


pizza you're a hater too

pizzamachine
September 8th 2023


27224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Haha XD

Hawks
September 8th 2023


88014 Comments


Idek what crunkcore is but it's Pizza so I gotta jam. m/

pizzamachine
September 8th 2023


27224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

That’s what’s up m/en

vult
September 8th 2023


2330 Comments


my speakers like this

pizzamachine
September 8th 2023


27224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

What kinda speakers u got

Spec
September 8th 2023


39469 Comments


Ice Cream Slut goes so hard damn I can’t keep giving pizza fives.

pizzamachine
September 8th 2023


27224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Gimme five ✋🏻



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