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God Made Me an Animal


4.5
superb

Review

by Halez USER (79 Reviews)
July 7th, 2023 | 102 replies


Release Date: 07/07/2023 | Tracklist

Review Summary: This will make you an animal

God Made Me an Animal goes off. It goes hard. It kicks ass. When you hear the opening scream from Puciato on lead single “30 Under 13” you know exactly what you’re listening to. This isn’t your average generic barebones metal, it’s HARD TO THE CORE. It’s not perfect of course, not everything kicks as much ass as “30 Under 13” does but GODDAMNIT it’s everything I’d ever wanted from a return of this caliber. The closest thing to a con is the fact that I listened on Spotify and they interrupted me with that stupid Whopper ad again. Next time I’ll buy the CD like a true hardcore kid. But yeah, when Keith Buckley caused ETID to essentially dissolve, everything started sucking. Fear not, because the man, the legend himself, GREG ***ING PUCIATO, has come to save the day. God Made Me an Animal makes you want to open up a can of ice cold Coors Light (because Bud Light won’t pay enough, and both are certified pißwasser to the core) with the boys and forgo your straight-edge lifestyle for a night. And most importantly, God Made Me an Animal will make you an animal. Turn it up, in honor of Every Time I Die’s legacy, in honor of the legend Greg Puciato, AND STAY HARDCORE, MOTHER***ERS. M/ M/ M/ M/ M/ M/ M/ M/ M/ M/ M/ M/



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trilo
July 7th 2023


6242 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

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veninblazer
July 7th 2023


16837 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Stream link: https://open.spotify.com/album/5BhklHDhaR6bzbELNrNKU2?si=lkUJmrBuQoWdyJt_22lfJQ

This goes off. Wanted to pay homage to the legendary Slayer review and have some fun with this.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
July 7th 2023


60305 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Worst parts of both source bands, expecting some proper by numbers shit from this but will peep anyway

YoYoMancuso
Staff Reviewer
July 7th 2023


18856 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Death by suffocation in the Chuck E. Cheese ball pit m/

sneakers
July 7th 2023


1286 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I feel like this is going to suck

nash1311
July 7th 2023


8049 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Ngl coulda been better but still a great time. Sacrificial Participant has some unexpected beauty in it for sure

JayEnder
July 7th 2023


19792 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Sacrificial Participant chorus made my jaw hit the floor

veninblazer
July 7th 2023


16837 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Sacrificial Participant goes OFF. So happy there's at least one clean chorus here.

Johnny you are no fun

JayEnder
July 7th 2023


19792 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

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bellovddd
July 7th 2023


5801 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

lol. good shit.

Wildcardbitchesss
July 7th 2023


11775 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Sick as fuck but I’m not surprised

Wildcardbitchesss
July 7th 2023


11775 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I can’t make it to any shows but I wonder what their set is gonna be, especially for those headliners. They could probably stretch these four tracks into a solid opening set tho

JayEnder
July 7th 2023


19792 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Yep this goes hard as fuck, god damn. Four absolute bangers, band is off to a great start.



Was not expecting the more melodic sections but I am HERE for it.

JayEnder
July 7th 2023


19792 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

ITS A CHOICE TO BE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE

sneakers
July 7th 2023


1286 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

actually yea this is pretty good

bellovddd
July 7th 2023


5801 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

on further inspection this goes harddddddddddd

FrozenFirebug
July 7th 2023


825 Comments


last letter gets cut off when this is on the front page and i keep reading it as "god made me an enema"

JayEnder
July 7th 2023


19792 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Lmao I keep reading it as God Made Me An Anime

veninblazer
July 7th 2023


16837 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

God Made Me an Ænima by Tool

Purpl3Spartan
July 7th 2023


8536 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Very good but perhaps a bit safe overall



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