The Dare
The Sex EP


1.0
awful

Review

by boredcore USER (7 Reviews)
May 25th, 2023 | 10 replies


Release Date: 05/19/2023 | Tracklist

Review Summary: ChatGPT Soundsystem

I don't care about who The Dare is. To care about who The Dare is, misses the point of The Dare.

The James Murphy cosplay and the "early 2000's by AI" songwriting plus a major label budget comes together in 4 of the worst songs you could ever want to hear, but you need to hear them!

Whether a deliberate satirisation of the "Indie Sleaze" TikTok trend or whether Sex is a sincere work in band waggon jumping that has paid off I do not care to know either.

To watch this much money be spent on something some objectively bad and without artistic merit but that is incredibly *fun* and energetic is the true throwback to the heady days of 2000's New York.

Sometimes you just need about 10 minutes of horny in public, hedonistic nonsense to tune in, turn up and drop out.

I am going to obsessively listen to this record over and over and over. It is the pinnacle of everything bad music should be.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
SomeCallMeTim
May 25th 2023


1062 Comments


hehe sexy dare

SomeCallMeTim
May 25th 2023


1062 Comments


wait no wtf is that album cover

Sowing
Moderator
May 25th 2023


42473 Comments


I saw this come up somewhere and figured that this would at least be fun given the artwork.

I was wrong. Listened to like one and a half songs and couldn't be bothered to continue.

pizzamachine
May 25th 2023


21191 Comments


This looks like a skip/pretend it doesn’t exist.

rockarollacola
May 25th 2023


2027 Comments


Among the worst non-metal album covers I've ever seen.

pizzamachine
May 25th 2023


21191 Comments


Can’t have a year without some terrible art :/

bellovddd
May 25th 2023


827 Comments


sounds great


pizzamachine
May 25th 2023


21191 Comments


The nuance!

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 25th 2023


53143 Comments


review reads closer to a 5 but ok

Koris
Contributing Reviewer
May 26th 2023


18051 Comments


What the hell is this



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