Review Summary: A deathcore/death metal album that is good.
Viscera’s Shopping List (for next Friday)
Already have:
• Lots of bags of blastbeat sugar
• “Diddly widdly” Mr. Wank riffs
• Testosterone fueled growls for kick to meals
• Noodles
Need:
• Speakers for the bass guitar
• A recipe for unique breakdowns - preferably one that isn’t bland and forgettable
• A better clean singer
Don’t forget:
• Get rid of the gang vocals next time, they are terrible.
NOTE FROM YOUR HOT WIFE:
Hi, I read your list, not bad. Just gonna add a few things sweety bear. Hope you don’t mind. ;D Mwah!
Anywho, I think your recipe is very promising (no, really haha!). However, it’s a wee bit overbearing, especially with the stirred in melodies which are too cheesy, and those much too loud clean vocals. Also, the so-called “symphonic” bombast is too try hard tbh and not exactly “epic” like you wanted. Nice try, but it needs a lot of work. :S I will say that you got some great drums and riffs in the mix, those were quite enjoyable. The recipe though could be better written, it kind of just repeats itself and repeats itself, I wouldn’t say the portions lead to any especially flavourful choruses either. The riffs and drums definitely overpower the mix, which would be fine if there was more variety. It all kind of melts into one squiggly sensation. WAY too many noodles, and the drums are literally all the same, though quite heavy hitting. Also, the overall flavour is fairly strong, but not very original. K there’s a few pointers for you, you got this baby!
From your husband: I want a divorce. Only joking haha got em XD, thanks for the tips sweetums, but maybe just enjoy my food more next time? Thanks.
For hubby: KK I’ll enjoy it when it’s better. XOXO
