Bitch Magnet
Umber


4.0
excellent

Review

by pizzamachine USER (463 Reviews)
November 30th, 2022 | 19 replies


Release Date: 1989 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Rock on.

4 people didn’t want to rock. The audacity!

From another planet this band arrived, and issued their heavy rock across the rockless land full of non-rocking bitches. Unfortunately, not everyone knows this fictional tale because it is not taught in high school curriculum, yet with one listen, Umber will download this knowledge into your cerebral cortex. The rock is that rock based, and includes based rock from Bitch Magnet’s secret base of hard, rockin’ hard rock - hard as a rock hard, rocky rock.

When I say Umber rocks hard I mean even harder than a collection of the hardest rocks. Indeed, this is a rock and roll album that rocks hard as ***. The grooves remind me of trees, yet the riffs roll hard like hard rocks rollin’. In conclusion, this album rocks, which totally rocks. Let the good times roll, but first you need to be willing to rock, so roll with it if you wanna rock it, and let the rock commence.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Snake.
November 30th 2022


24649 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

fuck yeah

SitarHero
November 30th 2022


14532 Comments


420 reviews yea boiii

combustion07
November 30th 2022


12126 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Your reviews fucking kill me. This might be my favorite lol. Definitely gonna rock to this and roll with it

combustion07
November 30th 2022


12126 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Seems to rock so far. Hard. Got nice bass too. Rock solid

Pheromone
November 30th 2022


18465 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

omg theres a review for it

GhandhiLion
November 30th 2022


16393 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Finally

theBoneyKing
November 30th 2022


23213 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Oh shit waddup

Demon of the Fall
November 30th 2022


27179 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This is firmly on my radar (already was, I just keep forgetting) ...



Nice work!

Mort.
November 30th 2022


21455 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

thank u mr pizza

GhandhiLion
November 30th 2022


16393 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

band

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
November 30th 2022


818 Comments


blaze it

BMDrummer
November 30th 2022


14961 Comments


one of the most underrated bands of all time, this is the missing link between chicago noise rock and slint

anat
Contributing Reviewer
November 30th 2022


5086 Comments


I’m a goofy goober, rock

DadKungFu
Contributing Reviewer
November 30th 2022


2610 Comments


Wish I'd done this one because this is barely a review

Mort.
November 30th 2022


21455 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

we just needed a place to discuss it



and youre always welcome to review it anyways



but of course my glorious list of albums that need reviews needs completing so..........

combustion07
November 30th 2022


12126 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"Wish I'd done this one because this is barely a review"

HOW DARE YE?!?

DadKungFu
Contributing Reviewer
December 1st 2022


2610 Comments


My consequence and undoing. From hell's heart I stab at thee

Demon of the Fall
December 1st 2022


27179 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

'Wish I'd done this one because this is barely a review'

I see this thread is a BITCH MAGNET

MoM
December 1st 2022


1733 Comments


😧😦😧😦



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