Fiona Apple
Fetch The Bolt Cutters


2.0
poor

Review

by pizzamachine USER (649 Reviews)
November 3rd, 2022 | 15 replies


Release Date: 2020 | Tracklist


I’ll be honest, Sputnik doesn’t deserve my review, so instead they get a big ol’ no review. Enjoy this album or don’t, whatever.

Summary: Fine album, just not material to really listen to on my day grind of living. Therefore, fuck this album.

Conclusion: It’s music that doesn’t particularly make me give a fuck about it.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
November 3rd 2022


38325 Comments


What?

Koris
Emeritus
November 3rd 2022


22618 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Colour me (a)roused

Koris
Emeritus
November 3rd 2022


22618 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Also, did John's review get deleted? I might just have to step in and give this a writeup... hmmm

DadKungFu
Emeritus
November 3rd 2022


6144 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This was majorly overhyped when it came out, still a great album though. Wonder what happened to the other review

Demon of the Fall
November 3rd 2022


38990 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! I'm so excited this has a review again, that I have seemingly forgotten to read it (almost resorted to writing one myself... almost)

I will do the dutiful thing now...

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
November 3rd 2022


2407 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Does every review of yours have to contain food analogies?

Demon of the Fall
November 3rd 2022


38990 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

^ and not one mention of a Granny Smith, I am disappoint...

seriously though, cool sound-off pizza! Pos

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
November 3rd 2022


38325 Comments


It's good like a bottle of dasani water on a scorching summer day; bbq is ready! Play volleyball at the beach

Word salad

Demon of the Fall
November 3rd 2022


38990 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I like salad on pizza tho

gyro is disqualified from opinions (/life?) as he doesn't even have this gem rated, tut tut tut

Minortimbo12
November 3rd 2022


1648 Comments


399...

StormChaser
May 25th 2023


3146 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Wait what 1 page of comments 654 ratings



this is very unsputlike



call the police

DadKungFu
Emeritus
May 25th 2023


6144 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

There was another rev that was deleted for some reason

pizzamachine
May 25th 2023


28272 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

food analogies are the watermelon of life

Demon of the Fall
May 25th 2023


38990 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah, I talked about this in other Fapple threads for a while. I’ll try and find some previous opinions so I don’t have to actually think, as thinking is hard for Demon



The short version: this is bloody good

Demon of the Fall
May 25th 2023


38990 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I’ll take Pawn for immediate enjoyment but I get it. FTBC is a bit sparse in certain aspects, not particularly melodic or obviously hooky, very percussive too, almost tribal in places. It feels powerful though, her voice shines. Great use of tension / atmosphere.



^ this will do for now, was telling Ryus why this was my fave



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