Taylor Swift
Midnights


4.0
excellent

Review

by Matty CONTRIBUTOR (59 Reviews)
November 2nd, 2022 | 15 replies


Release Date: 2022 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Feed me, Queen

Guys, I don’t like boys like t-swift does and certainly not as clever as her nor will I be intelligent enough to comprehend how she became so famous. I can’t say that I know much truth be told. I’m clueless how I even ended up here. One thing I do know is that when I put my headphones on, I close my eyes and press play on ‘Midnights’, my nightmares become daydreams; fantasies of love and loss play chess in my mind; I begin to feel serenity overcome previous anxieties because the queen is soothing my wounds. I can languidly drift into other worlds with calming vocals, sweet synth melodies, enchanting ambient-tinged production with varietal approaches to dream-pop, chill-out music and electronica. Then queen keeps feeding me by releasing MORE songs! Seven more songs, queen please, Imma ‘bout to buss! “Bigger Than the Whole Sky” unleashing tear droplets all over my cardigan; “Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve” making me resent ever enjoying John Mayer’s sultry voice; “High Infidelity,” guuurrrrllll, “You know there's many different ways that you can kill the one you love/The slowest way is never loving them enough.” Are there onions in here or did I just get stabbed by a letter opener? Spoilt for choice especially after already getting top bops like “Maroon,” “Vigilante ***,” and “Sweet Nothing.” I’m not gonna ‘5’ this because I don’t want to get banned but Tay knows how to treat her babies. I’m her baby, yes I am.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
November 2nd 2022


1713 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Full cringe review, enjoy.

Colton
November 2nd 2022


15201 Comments


Vigilante Cum?

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
November 2nd 2022


1713 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Might as well be

Colton
November 2nd 2022


15201 Comments


pos'd

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
November 2nd 2022


1713 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

-weird review-



I agree. Was in a weird mood so it's definitely a reflection of that.

Minortimbo12
November 2nd 2022


1594 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

short

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
November 2nd 2022


1713 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Indeed

theBoneyKing
November 2nd 2022


24378 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Imma ‘bout to buss!

Minortimbo12
November 3rd 2022


1594 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

no

Minortimbo12
November 3rd 2022


1594 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

It's a "Full cringe review".

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
November 3rd 2022


1713 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

-Matt what the heck is this0



I just wanted some negs

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
November 3rd 2022


1713 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Probably my best review if we're being honest

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
November 3rd 2022


1713 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

damn savage

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
November 3rd 2022


1713 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

I dig it :D The next one will be better, was feeling a bit mentally unwell yesterday but a bit better today.

gimo80
November 6th 2022


260 Comments


Definitely expected you to scream yes daddy in the review. You also quoted dreamybull in there too which I appreciate very much indeed



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