Review Summary: Truly a unique flavour!
Darko (US) Recipe Book
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Oni Muffins
Ingredients:
• 1 Cup: sci-fi effects from Rings of Saturn
• 2 Cups: growls from Brand of Sacrifice
• 2 Cups: zaniness of Berried Alive
• 5 Teaspoons: obnoxiousness from above bands (citations needed)
Other Ingredients:
• 1 Guitar
• 1 Drum set
• Half a teaspoon of clean vocals
Instructions:
Mix the top ingredients in one large bowl thoroughly. Use a separate bowl for the guitar and drum set, and make sure to mash the guitar until the pieces go everywhere and it overtakes the mix. When done dump all ingredients into a mixing bowl and stir it until your arms fall off, or use an electric mixer until it breaks. Bake for twenty hours in the oven with it open - add 2 litres of gasoline for potency. Wait until muffins are overdone and burnt. Look for the oven to be a bright red as the house explodes and kills the neighbours.
Baker’s Note:
This is my son’s favourite recipe, he’s 17 years old. He says there’s nothing quite like it. He lives in the psych ward but he’s a happy fella. He made this recipe.
Review of Oni Muffins by SputnikMuffin:
First of all, people died in the making of these muffins and it is a tragedy. I don’t know why I was asked to do this review because it is frankly insulting. Clearly it had a detrimental, but potent effect to the lives of humans. I heard the muffins smelled nice, but whoever said that is not right in the head, to be blunt. Conclusion: 1/5.
