Motley Crue
Theatre of Pain


3.5
great

Review

by Melodeth USER (20 Reviews)
October 1st, 2022 | 27 replies


Release Date: 1985 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Keep Your Eye On The Mötley

Yes we know about Mötley Crüe the party animals. In 1985 they were top dogs in the glam metal scene following their breakthrough record “Shout at the Devil” and were now enjoying their success.

They were pretty much out of control, topped by singer Vince Neil’s culpable car accident killing friend and fellow musician Razzle Dingley of Hanoi Rocks in December 1984.

The next chapter was “Theatre of Pain” which upped the glam image to an extreme. But what of the actual music? On the surface “Theatre of Pain” is a “Shout at the Devil” Part 2 with the same producer and sonic template.

The first thing that is obvious is the track ordering is plainly erroneous and immediately benefits from a reordering. After listening to this album over and over again I suggest it should start with “Tonight (We Need A Lover)” which ironically autocorrected to “Tonight (We Need A Liver)”. This is a more logical introduction to this sleaze fest with a simple guitar riff and catchy chorus to bring in the masses.

From there, the best rock song on ground needs unleashing. “Keep Your Eye On The Money” has battle hardened guitarist Mick Mars holding court with a grooving series of riffs that buoy the song, which also features a fitting tambourine and drummer Tommy Lee’s signature cow bells. This underrated tune has an infectious momentum and its repetition allows an uncomplicated enjoyment.

“Louder Than Hell” should be third in, and is another exercise in short sharp riffing with Mötley personality permeating through. Yes Vince we like it Louder. “Fight For Your Rights” is next and is again a call to arms for the disaffected youth of mid 80’s LA. Mars treats us to a cool solo which transitions to a very Mötley Crüe bridge and climax before a very unconvincing Fight Fight Fight. To end the first side of the cassette tape, I’ve gone with “Raise Your Hands To Rock”. The reflective storytelling in this song will be later perfected in the Dr Feelgood song “Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)”.

Side Two should start with “City Boy Blues” with Mars taking the lead again with riffs and a solo that would’ve bellowed just fine from a convertible Corvette on the Sunset Strip at the time. Into the single cover “Smokin’ In the Boys Room” we go. The personal touches of “my buddies Sixx, Mick and Tom” make it all worthwhile with the guitar solo / sax solo playing off each other, but even so seems an unnecessary inclusion on a Mötley Crüe album.

Deeper into Side Two, “Use It or Lose It” continues the uptempo rock riffs and fast paced vocals with an obligatory solo halfway through. “Save Our Souls” tells of more street tales over a slow burn guitar line but had me looking at the time more than once and is the only genuine filler.

In saying that it must be said the album is completely carried by guitarist Mick Mars and to a lesser extent vocalist Vince Neil who has an undeniable presence and personality that could not be traded for any other frontman in the scene at the time.

Which takes us to the best and most famous song on this album. A song everyone has heard in a bar at some stage. “Home Sweet Home” should be the closer for the simple reason there is nowhere to go after this song. It should close every establishment it’s ever played. A beautiful and heart-warming power ballad that elevates this album probably more than it deserves. That’s enough of writing music, let’s get back to the debauchery.



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Muzz79
October 1st 2022


3061 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Gotta love the crue

Titan
October 1st 2022


24926 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I like what you did here Muzz. And damn, Tonight is such a killer tune as is Louder Than Hell. Fight For Your Right and the best power ballad of all time will round out my top 4 songs here in random order.

Muzz79
October 1st 2022


3061 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Hey Titan thanks mate. I knew something was up with the ordering and then made a playlist in this order and been really digging. Home sweet is a bona fide classic

TheSpirit
Emeritus
October 1st 2022


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I didn’t read yet (I’m about to) but auto pos for The Crüe. This record is so misunderstood. It was super misunderstood by the fans back in the day (probably the band too considering the state they were in when they made it lol) and definitely misunderstood by the band’s detractors. But it rules!!! So many hard hitting tunes.

TheSpirit
Emeritus
October 1st 2022


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Great write up! Totally agree with the reordering of tracks and Vince and Mick definitely carry, despite Sixx having written nearly everything.

Minortimbo12
October 1st 2022


1594 Comments


HOME SWEET HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

Titan
October 1st 2022


24926 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Misunderstood for sure Spirit bro. This album was huge and a testament to its time. I get the detractors, as hair metal is disliked by many. I love the album art and color palette as well. Been trying to find the original t shirt for years now, but it’s never at a fair price. Mick’s guitar is heavy as fuck too.

Muzz79
October 1st 2022


3061 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Feelin’ the love for this album



@Spirit. So misunderstood agreed. The catchiness of the riffs and the songs in general got lost somewhere along the line. And props to Sixx for sure

Donchivo
October 1st 2022


1976 Comments


https://www.southeastofheaven.com/?p=20394

interesting take

wham49
October 3rd 2022


6341 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

this is brutal,



not a great follow up to SHout, first 2 albums crush then this, when it came out and I was in second grade I thought it was terrible, has only sounded worse since

Titan
October 7th 2022


24926 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

You could’ve easily not posted that whammer bro…..you just couldn’t resist

Source
October 7th 2022


19917 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

its on the same level as the first 2

TheSpirit
Emeritus
October 7th 2022


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

lmao no

wham49
October 7th 2022


6341 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

whats really brutal Titan bro is that you hold this is such high regard, your better than that



I am pretty sure Vince once described this album as one hit, one cover and a bunch of filler

Titan
October 7th 2022


24926 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

So this was huge, as i'm sure you remember. MTV promoted this thing beyond belief, rammed it down our throats. I was 10, and was just getting into hard rock and heavy metal. Rush and the Grateful Dead didn't even exist to me yet. I thought Metallica was way too heavy - it was kind of extreme at the time. The video for Home Sweet Home. Regardless of what Vince or the other band members said or think about it, this catapulted them and then GGG blew the roof off for them. I remember, even people that I knew, the older teenagers, enjoyed this despite the fact that they fail to admit it today. For me, it was a gateway, and I still enjoy it until this very day. The best songs are the one's that most never heard. The first two are the worst. The tuned down guitars crunch, making it heavy in a different way. Beautiful women showing their titties. I think if you were a few years older, you might see it in a different light. And even though I don't care much for the cover song, the video was fantastic.



I will say that I don't care for them today because of how they evolved and the people that they've become. You won't catch me at a Crue concert anymore. But their earlier albums are right up there with anyone's for me.

TheSpirit
Emeritus
October 7th 2022


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

It's crazy, "Home Sweet Home" is essentially what started the power ballad craze that dominated that latter half of the 80's, and what caused MTV to instill the "Crue Rule" so other videos that were massively requested couldn't hog at the screen time of the channel. Absolutely nuts.

wham49
October 7th 2022


6341 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I love getting you worked up Titan Bro,



it has been a while

Muzz79
October 8th 2022


3061 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This has an unfortunate reputation for sucking but it’s really just solid Crue. If you don’t like them at all, this will suck.

Nice memories Titan. I only remember the hype and release of Dr Feelgood which captured my imagination as a young kid. Then Decade of Decadence introduced me to their backlogue. Primal Scream and Angela were good tunes as well.

And Spirit you once said this needs a positive review and I agree!

Muzz79
October 28th 2022


3061 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This review is dedicated to TheSpirit. Only reviewed this due to his comment on the first page of the other review. And he was kind enough to visit, chat and support. Rest in Peace m/

Titan
October 30th 2022


24926 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

My goodness I’m just seeing this now. RIP Brandon, truly one of my favorite users on this site. I wish I could’ve known him outside of this site. My prayers are with his family and folks who loved him. Jam on brother….



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