Review Summary: Oh ho ho! What delight!
There’s much romping about in this jolly good adventure. Such flamboyance! My word, what glorious fire! I haven’t heard this many hooks since I went on a fishing trip with my good fellow Billy - he recently died of pneumonia - good lord what a chap he was! What an industrious, strapping lad! Indeed, surely in the wake of this blessed album you will find ingenious riffs, the likes of which the world has not seen! Good work fellows, chop chop!
What splendour awaits those who would unearth this musical treasure? What pleasure lurks around the corner?! Splendid, shimmery jewels bedazzle the very senses due to inspiring production, that’s what! What incredible barefaced effrontery could possibly create such an alluring sound? No matter, the very result strikes as audaciously dazzling! A stunning display dare I say? Quite so!
Enter this album carefully dear travellers, for danger is indeed on the rise! Ungodly growls lie waiting, ready to pierce your very soul! What manner of horrid monstrosity may have crafted such a ghastly sound? Believe it or not my friend, it is an ordinary man! But surely just as impressive is the downright momentous drummer. What a luxurious sound! Beats that have stayed hidden since Iron Maiden? Indeed, what an immense delight!
I’m afraid other death metal bands will have a tough time competing with these good fellows! My my, inspiration has clearly struck like lightning! If I could put their vigour in a bottle I may just climb that mountain behind my house yet! What a sheer, satisfying conclusion for this proper gent! Fear not my fellow comrades, you too can join me, one must simply listen to this lovely album!
