Review Summary: Toot toot hubba hubba, this hits ALL the right spots. ;D
If you’re looking for an ear worm so big it’ll *** up your brain for the rest of your life, you are in luck! This is pure heroin, and not in the good way... you WILL be addicted. You WILL crave for more, every second of your life with a kid reflects this truth. The irony of a children’s show’s drummer using only crash cymbals and aggressive fills speaks for itself, these guys know how to metal in the most childish form. These beats will slap you across the face and your ass, and there’s nothing you can do about it. You have chained yourself to a chair in the basement, and you want that ass slapping. You want the nearly sexual experience that only wiggles can provide. C’mon gee. ;D
Every album is the same. This is the catchiest music ever created, there are no exceptions. MJ only wishes he was a part of this. The Wiggles produce their own nursery rhymes that are EVEN CATCHIER than the originals. As a matter of fact, hearing old nursery rhymes is borderline torture. This stuff though... even your grandma might get up and boogy along to a club with you after. No drugs are needed, this IS the drug.
Every song sounds like a knock off of The Beach Boys, which is awesome, this *** gets my psyched. The layered melodies are to die for. Those simple beats will burrow into your brain like a 30 caliber bullet released from a German Nazi in World War II. If I’m wrong about the type of bullet, it’s because I didn’t pay attention in History class. Let’s just say I’m a hit with the ladies. Ironic. This album is full of hits. Palpatine aside, cause he has nothing to do with this, I like this album, I like The Wiggles. I love getting wiggly, and you will too because you will be addicted. And you will have to like this if you want to stay sane if you have a kid, so it’s really a decision. Are you gonna bitch out, or will you get your wiggle on? I implore you to wiggle, I love it when you wiggle. ;D
