The Wiggles
Big Red Car


5.0
classic

Review

by pizzamachine USER (226 Reviews)
February 22nd, 2021 | 36 replies


Release Date: 1995 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Toot toot hubba hubba, this hits ALL the right spots. ;D

If you’re looking for an ear worm so big it’ll *** up your brain for the rest of your life, you are in luck! This is pure heroin, and not in the good way... you WILL be addicted. You WILL crave for more, every second of your life with a kid reflects this truth. The irony of a children’s show’s drummer using only crash cymbals and aggressive fills speaks for itself, these guys know how to metal in the most childish form. These beats will slap you across the face and your ass, and there’s nothing you can do about it. You have chained yourself to a chair in the basement, and you want that ass slapping. You want the nearly sexual experience that only wiggles can provide. C’mon gee. ;D

Every album is the same. This is the catchiest music ever created, there are no exceptions. MJ only wishes he was a part of this. The Wiggles produce their own nursery rhymes that are EVEN CATCHIER than the originals. As a matter of fact, hearing old nursery rhymes is borderline torture. This stuff though... even your grandma might get up and boogy along to a club with you after. No drugs are needed, this IS the drug.

Every song sounds like a knock off of The Beach Boys, which is awesome, this *** gets my psyched. The layered melodies are to die for. Those simple beats will burrow into your brain like a 30 caliber bullet released from a German Nazi in World War II. If I’m wrong about the type of bullet, it’s because I didn’t pay attention in History class. Let’s just say I’m a hit with the ladies. Ironic. This album is full of hits. Palpatine aside, cause he has nothing to do with this, I like this album, I like The Wiggles. I love getting wiggly, and you will too because you will be addicted. And you will have to like this if you want to stay sane if you have a kid, so it’s really a decision. Are you gonna bitch out, or will you get your wiggle on? I implore you to wiggle, I love it when you wiggle. ;D



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pizzamachine
February 22nd 2021


14364 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I love democracy.

unclereich
February 22nd 2021


9713 Comments


Oh

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Conmaniac
February 22nd 2021


26284 Comments


I heard they had to jam a screwdriver into an amp to get the distortion right for a song on this backyardagains album

pizzamachine
February 22nd 2021


14364 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Their shit is heavy

Gyromania
February 22nd 2021


31959 Comments


Haha oh man.

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FabiusPictor202
February 22nd 2021


139 Comments


least funny review on the site

pizzamachine
February 22nd 2021


14364 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Was going for more truths than funny......



Obviously 🙄

SitarHero
February 22nd 2021


12789 Comments


Alright, who broke the pizzamachine?

pizzamachine
February 22nd 2021


14364 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Quarantine does things to you



And so does being me

rockarollacola
February 22nd 2021


599 Comments


Primo DM before the entire genre got stale in the late 90's.

pizzamachine
February 22nd 2021


14364 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Exactly, this slaps harder than an abusive lion.

Get Low
February 22nd 2021


9316 Comments


4.8 avg, a true classic

unclereich
February 22nd 2021


9713 Comments


https://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/426857.jpg

evilford
February 22nd 2021


50800 Comments


Steve digiorgio ruled on this

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pizzamachine
February 22nd 2021


14364 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Too cvlt m//

parksungjoon
February 22nd 2021


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The Wiggles
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The Wiggles are a children's group formed in Sydney, Australia in 1991. Their original members were Anthony Field, Phillip Wilcher, MurrayCook, Greg Page, and Jeff Fatt.[1] Wilcher left the group after their first album. In 2006, Page was forced to retire from the group due to illnessand was replaced by understudy Sam Moran.

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parksungjoon
February 22nd 2021


28226 Comments


feel so clean like a pizza machine

pizzamachine
February 22nd 2021


14364 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

You see me sputnik’n, they haten

Emim
February 22nd 2021


29826 Comments


Oh hell yes

MetalMarcJK
February 22nd 2021


232 Comments


This swings like gigantic, pendulous breasts...soooooooo heavy!

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