Review Summary: Everything is happening
Listen log for Kashiwa by Johnny and Sniff
Today 12:13 (start of listening party)
Sniff: It’s silent. Thank you based Kaishia.
Johnny: How much of his post-PM1 stuff have you jammed?
Sniff: PM2, that’s about it.
Johnny: He stringing
Sniff: This bass is sliiiiiiick
Johnny: he did a bitcrush crushwell thing!!!
Johnny: this is pretty
Sniff: I want glitch. NOW!
Sniff: aaaaah yeeees im swinging now
Johnny: Jazz swing beat drums swe wswing
Johnny: OMG A KASHIWA DAISUKE GUITAR SOLO
/ or not
Sniff: Welcome to todays episode of solo or lead. What is your answer
Johnny: I vote solo, I have faith. I will can do solo it’s true
Sniff: This part PWNS NERDS
Johnny: is this bit lofi hip hop glitch beats
Sniff: yes, this is ripped straight from youtube
Johnny: wait WTF this bit isn’t classical. And I don’t think it’s hip hop!!! Am scared
Sniff: I think it’s what the kids call dubstep
Johnny: woah wha like amon tobin!?
Sniff: Splinter Cell 3 soundtrack
Johnny: damn those bitcrush stabs are inspirational. Synth anger. Is this power metal downtempo?
Sniff: this is an Britney 2002 b-side
Johnny: phahah what a journey
Sniff: I’m mighty confused rn
Johnny: Likewise, everything is happening. Have no idea where the peaks are meant to be. But am v here for it.
Johnny: this was literally the least facetious comment i've made so far about this alb haha
Sniff: i'm vibin now
Sniff: this is out of this world relax mr Kawasaki
Johnny: this boi is vibing. imagine if he had released this the day after PM1 or some ***
Sniff: is this christmas music now?
Johnny: this song is longer than Christmas day
Sniff: okay. what is happening?
Johnny: what isn't happening
Johnny: Is this folk metal now?
Sniff: *** me this has been a trip
Johnny: i would say the stylistic choice on this alb are bold. but there literally isn't a single choice it hasn't made. so that's kinda beside the point
Sniff: okay so is this a free beat from automated mix?
im thinking one of those remix your song to techno for free website kinda stuff
Johnny: hahahahhaa get out of here, Avalanches twostep featurefest buzzbuzzbuzz
Sniff: I’m laughing so hard right now
Johnny: that piano i didn't know wavy prettiness could ever sound deadpan but it's like it's holding everything together and trying not to corpse
oh damn we're back
i don't think i will ever be able to review tentenko again after this
Sniff: Did I hear the lyric died for my sins somewhere in there?
Johnny: I have no doubt that you did. I saw my own death somewhere in there.
Sniff: Let’s end this on a high note now shall we Kashiwa? Thinking I’m gonna 4 this.
Johnny: i feel this this song has so many climaxes i have lost count
it legit feels shorter than some 10min post rock songs