Aborted Hitler Cock
Erections at An Animal Autopsy


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Review

by joomisy USER (5 Reviews)
November 7th, 2020 | 23 replies


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist


The words hadn't flowed from his fingers for the past few weeks. He never imagined he'd find himself with writer's block, but here he sat with a blank screen in front of him. That blank screen taunting him day after day had started to play with his mind. He didn't understand why he couldn't even type a single word, just one to begin the process and build from there. And yet, he already knew that the eight hours he was prepared to sit in front of his computer today would end with the screen remaining blank.

Things aren't going well at all with mom today. She is just a limp noodle and wants to sleep all the time. I sure hope that things get better soon.

She's asked the question so many times that she barely listened to the answers anymore. The answers were always the same. Well, not exactly the same, but the same in a general sense. A more accurate description was the answers never surprised her. So, she asked for the 10,000th time, "What's your favorite animal?" But this time was different. When she heard the young boy's answer, she wondered if she had heard him correctly.

Turning away from the ledge, he started slowly down the mountain, deciding that he would, that very night, satisfy his curiosity about the man-house. In the meantime, he would go down into the canyon and get a cool drink, after which he would visit some berry patches just over the ridge, and explore among the foothills a bit before his nap-time, which always came just after the sun had walked past the middle of the sky. At that period of the day the sun’s warm rays seemed to cast a sleepy spell over the silent mountainside, so all of the animals, with one accord, had decided it should be the hour for their mid-day sleep.

The trees, therefore, must be such old and primitive techniques that they thought nothing of them, deeming them so inconsequential that even savages like us would know of them and not be suspicious. At that, they probably didn't have too much time after they detected us orbiting and intending to land. And if that were true, there could be only one place where their civilization was hidden.

Do you think you're living an ordinary life? You are so mistaken it's difficult to even explain. The mere fact that you exist makes you extraordinary. The odds of you existing are less than winning the lottery, but here you are. Are you going to let this extraordinary opportunity pass?

He heard the crack echo in the late afternoon about a mile away. His heart started racing and he bolted into a full sprint. "It wasn't a gunshot, it wasn't a gunshot," he repeated under his breathlessness as he continued to sprint.


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joomisy
November 7th 2020


510 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

please like share subscribe

Archelirion
November 7th 2020


6594 Comments


everything i needed to know about this album is right here, beautiful write up, subscribed

zaruyache
November 8th 2020


27357 Comments


i shed a tear

Lord(e)Po)))ts
November 8th 2020


70239 Comments


Nope

Valkoor952
November 8th 2020


4813 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

beautiful band name, simply the best

GhostB1rd
November 8th 2020


7938 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Hit 'em with the 1.0 before listening.



Won't listen.

Valkoor952
November 8th 2020


4813 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i see that 1.0 and raise you with a 1.5

GhostB1rd
November 8th 2020


7938 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I'd drop to the based 0.5 if I could but alas I do not know such ways.

sixdegrees
November 8th 2020


13127 Comments


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parksungjoon
November 8th 2020


47231 Comments


bet

MillionDead
November 9th 2020


5295 Comments


This shit seems so stupid. Gore bands are generally diminishing returns anyway; I can't cosign grind like this. lol

Kinda beautiful write up though, honestly. I talk about how every person on Earth is miracle a fairly often. People wanna worship gods but don't praise the beauty of the natural, observable world nearly enough.

MiguelAngel
November 10th 2020


82 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This album is a complete insult to music and art. Awful

MillionDead
November 10th 2020


5295 Comments


Didn’t even listen to it. The name and cover put me off lol

rellik009
November 10th 2020


2032 Comments


why does this exists is this supposed to be a shitpost

rellik009
November 10th 2020


2032 Comments


"This album is a complete insult to music and art. Awful"
I mean apparently this album sucks but considering your EXTREMELY shallow mindset I can't fathom you knowing about grind or having any valid reasons for hating this apart from the blasphemous title and homegeneity of this album. Or maybe I just take your alt account antics too seriously.

combustion07
November 10th 2020


12822 Comments


I'm having an existential crisis

peekatoad
November 12th 2020


701 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

this isn't as bad as y'all are saying

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
December 6th 2020


9964 Comments


I must say Aborted Hitler Cock is an entertaining name
Maybe I wouldn't bestow the name upon my firstborn son but it rolls off the tongue nicely.

parksungjoon
August 9th 2021


47231 Comments


meh

Vinnymcscoop
August 22nd 2023


1672 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

The distortion on the guitar is so high, they needed a Geiger counter to make sure their amp wasn't overheating



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