Protomartyr
Ultimate Success Today


1.0
awful

Review

by Barry000 USER (20 Reviews)
July 29th, 2020 | 25 replies


Release Date: 2020 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Well meaning, but no enjoyment

Protomartyr and their album ‘Ultimate Success Today’ would come under the umbrella of Post-Punk.
The lyrics are deeply thought on a raft of topics. The guitars set dissonant soundscapes that often convey various moods, often unsettling. They are played at a much slower tempo to the rhythm section which is quite fast. I could imagine they sound something between the Pixies and a post-metal prog band, with spoken vocals.

While I feel that this band tries very hard, and have put a lot of effort into this recording, including a very ambitious production, this is a very unenjoyable listen.

The vocals are *very* monotonous, after a couple of minutes, are very draining. The conveyed sanctimonious outrage gets tiring very quickly, and any message that may be there eventually feels like ‘who cares?’
The whole 40 minutes feels like one continuous line of the same that never changes. There is no moment of let up or change of pace. No matter what the backing band does there is simply nothing that alters the feel, from one minute to the next.

The best moment of the album is the fuzzed out bassline on ‘Tranquilizer’. But it’s not taken anywhere. About halfway through ‘June 21’ the guitars and the drums get a vibrant, syncopated rhythm going, but it dies down soon.

Unless you really like post/punk or related genres, you may not enjoy this album.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Snake.
July 29th 2020


25249 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Your soundoff was too short, it has to be at least 50 characters

anat
Contributing Reviewer
July 29th 2020


5743 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Post-punk album is for fans of post-punk

Deathconscious
July 29th 2020


27347 Comments


"between the Pixies and a post-metal prog band, with spoken vocals"

Lmao, what

DDDeftoneDDD
July 29th 2020


22108 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This rev can be applied to many albums you don't enjoy. Its like reading the horoscope, it will always fit.

hel9000
July 29th 2020


1527 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

very surface level criticisms. go into what you mean a lot more. there is almost nothing to grab onto here.

dedex
Staff Reviewer
July 29th 2020


12783 Comments

Album Rating: 3.6 | Sound Off

> Its like reading the horoscope, it will always fit.



lovely way to say this

parksungjoon
July 29th 2020


47231 Comments


i wanted to remark about the negs

i wanted to say "at least they're not plagiarising press releases and passing them off as their own reviews"

but those were taken down it seems

thank you Jom

Odal
Staff Reviewer
July 29th 2020


1984 Comments


This seems like a review Protomartyr would write of themselves lol

But yeah, go into a little more detail and try to paint a picture of the album using some examples here and there to illustrate your point rather than just say you don't like the album and post some vague descriptors that could be said about a ton of other things.

aaronrkc
July 29th 2020


445 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Barry, friend, I'd recommend reading some album reviews before you write one.

evilford
July 30th 2020


64048 Comments


Big oof

Lord(e)Po)))ts
July 30th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Review is bad but yall salty

Dewinged
Staff Reviewer
July 30th 2020


32019 Comments


Thank you Barry.

TheSonomaDude
July 30th 2020


9063 Comments


"Unless you really like post/punk or related genres, you may not enjoy this album."



JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
July 30th 2020


60275 Comments

Album Rating: 3.3

tries very hard, and have put a lot of effort into this a very ambitious production, this is a very unenjoyable

Deathconscious
July 30th 2020


27347 Comments


Profound.

DoofDoof
July 30th 2020


14991 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I think I went too far with this alt review



EvilEyez did it best and better

DoofDoof
July 30th 2020


14991 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

'Its like reading the horoscope, it will always fit.'



Can we officially make this the template for any review for a 2-2.5 rating

theBoneyKing
July 30th 2020


24386 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

#BringBackEvilEyez2k20

DoofDoof
July 30th 2020


14991 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Donkey on cover + '0 out of 18 thought this review was well written'

DoofDoof
July 30th 2020


14991 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

'#BringBackEvilEyez2k20'



I haven't had a single account banned, blocked or deleted this year - totally lost my edge



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