Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid


5.0
classic

Review

by NBA USER (86 Reviews)
April 28th, 2020 | 39 replies


Release Date: 2020 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Your brain is now a pile of mush. You wander to a bear cave. And then the bear eats you. And now we have a zombie bear

They say you can make some of the people happy some of the time, but you can’t make all of the people happy all of the time. Judging by the achievement that is Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets someone forgot to tell this to Mr. Koth Dolgomoru, aka Chopping Mall. It’d be too easy, and too lazy to look at the cover, the song titles, and the lyrics, and dismiss this as another goregrind shock project but MBAMBWSHLCSFIE purposely seeks this specific knee-jerk reaction to divert the shallow-minded. After all, the madness that lay within MBAMBWSHLCSFIE wouldn’t sit well with those who are content listening to another song about strawberries. What Chopping Mall has accomplished here is a piece of art that transcends pretense or ego, seemingly written by someone who resides in a plane beyond such fickle aspects of human psyche. This means the album’s oeuvre and meaning is truly characterized by each listener. One’s personality, one’s mood, one’s hopes and dreams, all play a part in how MBAMBWSHLCSFIE is digested by each individual. And it’s this aspect that allows the album to converse so causally with that little voice inside your head. As your mood changes, and as your goals change throughout life, MBAMBWSHLCSFIE never loses touch, and it always knows just what to say. It actually wouldn’t be a stretch to equate MBAMBWSHLCSFIE as a sort of Rosetta Stone for the human soul. Its indecipherable exterior what with a bear melting a camper with scalding cheese shooting from its eyes serving as merely a flimsy metaphor for those too afraid to let their own egos get melted away. But for those willing to take the dive, welcome to nirvana, the water is perfect.



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Calc
April 28th 2020


17456 Comments


I spent as much time writing this as the artist did writing his lyrics. This is actually seriously no shit not that bad.


https://choppingmall.bandcamp.com/album/mauled-by-a-magical-bear-with-scalding-hot-liquid-cheese-spraying-from-its-eyesockets

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
April 28th 2020


18262 Comments


The fuck is up with that title?

Calc
April 28th 2020


17456 Comments


the title wouldn't all fit. I need Mr. Dolgomaru to read this and be so touched that he gives me a free CD. that's kind of what I'm hoping here.

joshuahuntkc
April 29th 2020


1888 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

that last track

MotokoKusanagi
April 29th 2020


4290 Comments


yo this actually rules

MarsKid
Emeritus
April 29th 2020


21035 Comments


Well, this is an album

Dewinged
Staff Reviewer
April 29th 2020


32115 Comments


Now that's two album revs in a row with crazy ass title/cover lol

Ashtiel
April 29th 2020


1478 Comments


real question is where the fuck do I find these "six hard-to-find albums containing a total 223 songs"

SitarHero
April 29th 2020


14790 Comments


Nice soundoff lol. Bump.

Iamthe Nightstars
April 29th 2020


2985 Comments


Not quite as fun as the movie.

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April 29th 2020


1 Comments


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botb
April 29th 2020


18275 Comments


I love that movie

grannypantys
April 29th 2020


2581 Comments


I listen to really heavy music like the foo fighters

IAmScott
April 29th 2020


446 Comments


"To this day, Chopping Mall has released six hard-to-find albums containing a total of 223 songs. The band started out as a 12-piece but now is just down to one stupid asshole."

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June 25th 2020


1 Comments


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June 25th 2020


26763 Comments


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September 22nd 2020


1 Comments


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April 29th 2021


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Album Rating: 3.5

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