Bull Of Heaven
287: n


1.5
very poor

Review

by figurehead of "built different" EMERITUS
April 19th, 2020 | 17 replies


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Conversing in circles at the end of the world

The notions of apocalypse and isolation have, naturally, been on my mind a lot recently. While it is, at this juncture, still pretty unreasonable to expect the COVID-19 pandemic to result in some kind of widespread disintegration of human society as we know it, watching the world economy crash and burn as thousands upon thousands fall gravely ill and die naturally calls to mind images of such a collapse. It colors my daily life. Every time I watch TV or read a book or listen to a song, it’s there in the back of my mind:

What will all this mean at the end of the world?

Recently, I was asked by a friend if I would still make music or write if I were the last living person on earth. My answer came easily: no, I don’t think I would. I’m not even sure I would still be able to enjoy music, at least not the way I do today. My relationship to art in general and music in specific is largely a linguistic one. I create because I love to communicate, and I love music and invest time into listening to it largely because I find it to be such a great conduit for communication. If I knew with complete certainty that I'd never be able to show the album I'm listening to to someone else, or tell them about it or have a discussion about how good we each thought it was, then I think the experience of listening to that album would feel hollow, pointless even.

As an important caveat, I have not listened to 287: n. Under normal circumstances, this means I wouldn’t even consider writing a review of it. After all, how could I be expected to adequately judge the quality of a piece of music I’ve never heard? But of course, 287: n is not a normal piece of music. Frankly, I’m not even sure “music” is an appropriate term for it, much as I do subscribe to the idea that any art made using sound can constitute music. Because what matters about 287: n is not so much the sounds it comprises, but what its very existence says about our relationship with ideas and works of art.

Here is what 287: n is: a single, bassy pulse, not unlike a sound effect in an arcade game, being played over and over again for about 10 billion years. That’s not just longer than any plausible human lifespan, that’s longer than the planet Earth has before it gets vaporized by our expanding sun. It would take dozens if not hundreds of astounding advances in every field of technology to create circumstances under which this piece could even conceivably be listened to in its entirety. If it were to be committed to vinyl, it would take entire libraries to house all the shellac. It is an exercise in scope so vast that, to many, it becomes constitutionally incapable of being an exercise in anything else.

The skeptical response to this would be: So what? They made a really long thing. They messed around on a computer for a bit and spat out a sh*tpost that could outlast humanity. It’s not artfully crafted, anybody could make a noise and repeat it ad nauseum. But of course, this is modern art, where “But I Did” eats “Anyone Could” for breakfast and scoffing at the piece itself is, to a degree, missing the point. If art only matters to the extent that it can be talked about, well, here you go: an album that’s effectively pure conversation. Don’t even bother listening to it; you can’t, and also that’s not the point. You only have to ponder it, consider what it is and what that means. Try to fit all that time, all those terabytes into your puny meat-brain, and tell all your friends how it feels to realize you can’t. If you can talk about it, what, really, makes it any different from OK Computer or Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony or “Like a Virgin”? Why did Clayton Counts and Neil Keener make and release a million bajillion seconds of distorted thudding? The same reason, on some level, that anyone makes any art: To get their audience to ask themselves why they did it, and to get them arguing over their various conclusions. It’s all just a conversation, baby, and in its own unconventional way, 287: n is a hell of a conversation piece.

This is, in my estimation, a pretty nihilistic perspective on art as a practice, and if there’s any solace to be found here, it’s that if this is indeed what Counts and Keener are arguing with this piece, I don’t think they could be more wrong. I love art because I love to communicate, but I also love art because I love to be communicated with. The notion of never being able to share art I’ve made or discovered with another person is a bleak one, to be sure, but the notion of the art itself, the thing that activated my curiosity or passion and made me want to share it in the first place, being incidental to the process of sharing it is not only bleak, but almost contemptuous of art and those who love it. Music, even not-particularly-great music, is always trying to actively convey something, trying to not only be conversation-worthy but to, after a fashion, have a conversation of its own with you. 287: n, at its core, feels deadly silent. It could not be less interested in communicating, and whatever meaning I or anyone else derive from it must be assembled from one’s own reactions to its stony, deliberate silence.

It’s tough to say for sure what I really think of 287: n at the end of the day. If you pressed me, I suppose I’d have to begrudgingly admit that I’m glad it exists. I find it fascinating to contemplate and I’ve enjoyed writing about it a lot, and for all I know my ideological problems with it could be nothing more than my own insecure philosophies, reflected back at me through my own eyes. But the best modern art can make artistic expression feel limitless, and over a thousand words later 287: n just makes me feel glum and foolish and a little bit hollow. I still don’t know what my favorite songs and films and novels will mean at the end of the world, but when that end does come, and 287: n is still playing somewhere, thumping away into the ether, I have a hunch it’ll be just as meaningless as it is now.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Kompys2000
Emeritus
April 19th 2020


9428 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Quarantine must be getting to me

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
April 19th 2020


18256 Comments


2 votes on a 2011 piece, with a 1.3 average. Man this must be shit.

parksungjoon
April 19th 2020


47231 Comments


what is this band page tho

Kompys2000
Emeritus
April 19th 2020


9428 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Yeah mods should probably clean up the BoH page at some point lol, they probably won't though since no one but me and Sandwich care about this band



a bunch of their albums, including this one, have been uploaded twice, and lemme tell ya I was *sorely* tempted to attach the review to the version with album art instead of the one with a rating and proper title formatting

Archelirion
April 19th 2020


6594 Comments


I came here expecting a shitposting fest and got something actually engaging and great to read. I'm almost disappointed. Pos'd hard...!

ConcubinaryCode
April 19th 2020


7541 Comments


You can't rate without listening to the whole thing. Negged

Kompys2000
Emeritus
April 19th 2020


9428 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

In all fairness, I did listen to a bit of the 7-hour excerpt while writing this, so I think I do get the gist (:



@archelirion thanks m8, I appreciate it!

ConcubinaryCode
April 19th 2020


7541 Comments


Yea memes aside this is pretty bad even by drone standards. Good review! You going to do the rest of the albums?

Kompys2000
Emeritus
April 19th 2020


9428 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Hoo boy, if someone offered me a million bucks to discog review these guys I doubt I'd agree to it. I do plan on listening to more of their stuff at some point, seems like they have a pretty varied and interesting body of work.

ConcubinaryCode
April 19th 2020


7541 Comments


I listened to the one with the cow on it a few years back. The music isn't technically bad but...y'know.

To clarify the album is 210:like an insect. Since they have cows on multiple albums.

SandwichBubble
April 19th 2020


13796 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"seems like they have a pretty varied and interesting body of work"

Trust me, they don't

Kompys2000
Emeritus
April 19th 2020


9428 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Fun fact, I was originally planning on giving this a 5/5 just to troll you but as the review took shape I realized I kind of fuckin' hate this too lmao

SandwichBubble
April 19th 2020


13796 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I'm honored that I was even in your considerations.



But yeah, band put out 20 decent albums out of like 400.

First 100 were novel, after that it's mostly not worth it (like this one). They get good again towards the end, but a member died so I'm guessing we won't be hearing anything on the BoH front for a while.

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
April 19th 2020


9963 Comments


You mean to tell me you listened to all first 100 albums?
I refuse to believe you are not an automaton

GhandhiLion
April 19th 2020


17641 Comments


You only need to hear a few cycles.

Scoot
April 19th 2020


22191 Comments


currently halfway through the 3.343 quindecillion year track

Nerdurosis
April 20th 2020


530 Comments


Shiit man the discog page is so fucked beyond repair lmaooooo



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