Review Summary: The perfect release for pseuds looking to ingratiate themselves in the eyes of morbidly obese metal-archives neckbeards.

While I have been told that there are a few people out there who genuinely enjoy doing chores, there’s a reason the word has gained a fairly unambiguously negative connotation. For everyone else, as necessary and productive as chores may be, they’re simply not that fun in the moment. This is where music comes in - the form of art that one can generally engage in and appreciate even while occupied with various mundanities or mindless tasks. Energetic, relaxing, catchy, perhaps even something to sing along to, whatever poison you feel like picking to get rid of the pesky boredom of it all.

They’re not exclusive choices either; a genre like black metal can often be intense and relaxing at the same time. So it follows that one might choose it while, say, vacuuming, or doing the laundry, or cleaning the house. On paper, at least. In reality a lot of black metal suffers heavily from repetition, simplistic songwriting and poor production. In fact one would not be remiss to draw a parallel between the mindless droning and the literal chores themselves.

While black metal has been around since the early-mid 1980s, the most prominent, the most notorious, and the most influential on the modern scene today remains the Norwegian second wave. Bands like Mayhem, Immortal and the more derivative Gorgoroth would polish the straightforward aggressive style, while others like Darkthrone, Ulver, Emperor and Enslaved would experiment with adding other elements into the fray, from a simplistic punk styling, to folk elements, synths and strings, and of course longer, more progressive compositions. By process of elimination, it stands to reason that the infamous droning repetition might stem from the black sheep of the lot, Burzum. It would not be unfair to suggest that, for better or for worse, Burzum is the epitome of the second wave in the eyes of many.

Demo II from 1991 is certainly one of if not the strongest example of these warts and weaknesses from the one-man project’s metal era. The production is, dare I say, worse than VON’s Satanic Blood demo from the same year which Varg claims to have been influenced by in his early career, though not quite as hilariously dreadful as, say, Summoning’s later Upon the Viking Stallion from 1994. While there is much to be said for subpar or unusual production enhancing the atmosphere of a black metal demo, it only accentuates the repetitiveness in this case.

And boy is this ever repetitive. The tape clocks in at hour and five minutes (about 20 seconds longer than Filosofem for reference) which is fairly staggering for being a mere demo. Still, being monolithic is not in itself a bad thing. But what really takes the cake (or the dick, as KILL would say) in terms of painful repetition is the fact that this demo actually features three of its tracks twice. That’s right, of the twelve songs here, three of them are actually repeats, bloating the length by a solid 15 minutes or so. And that’s all on top of the fact that three of the tracks (or five, if you count the repeats) are just rehashes of material from the previous tape.

The compositions are what you’d expect from early 90s Burzum. Channelling the Power of Souls into a New God is possibly one of the first dungeon synth tracks in existence, while Rite of Cleansure is essentially a 6 minute distorted guitar-only drone tune. For better or for worse, everything is purely instrumental on this release, there are no vocals from Vikernes, although it certainly does further accentuate the monotony.

All in all, I can’t see much reason to subject yourself to this demo unless you are either a diehard fan (in which case you better listen to it now before we take over and send you to the gulags comrade, no cassettes allowed in prison!), or perhaps working on a novel, encyclopedia or documentary of some sort.



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parksungjoon
March 14th 2020


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

literally vacuumed my room to this and the vacuuming was the most fun part. too bad it only lasted like 10 minutes

GhandhiLion
March 14th 2020


17641 Comments


amazing

parksungjoon
March 14th 2020


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

DSBM but not in the way you might expect!!

JustJoe.
March 14th 2020


10944 Comments


good review pal

parksungjoon
March 14th 2020


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

the rare case of wanting to trash it and somehow keeping things clean and professional

JustJoe.
March 14th 2020


10944 Comments


i appreciated the restraint

parksungjoon
March 14th 2020


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i certainly wish i had their fancy .1 rating increments, or the ability to edit albums without waiting for approval :[

parksungjoon
March 14th 2020


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

cant handle the trvth



check enslaved - yggdrasil for a proper demo

parksungjoon
March 14th 2020


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

nice

parksungjoon
March 14th 2020


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

but yea this chunders

MiloRuggles
Staff Reviewer
March 14th 2020


3025 Comments


Ayy fuck burzum. Nice review

parksungjoon
March 14th 2020


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Overrated hard yea has some good ones but this ain't it

sixdegrees
March 14th 2020


13127 Comments


metal archives? yeah you should go back there

parksungjoon
March 14th 2020


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

why? its a terrible site



love how you got so mad that you started negging me lol

sixdegrees
March 14th 2020


13127 Comments


its a poorly written review

parksungjoon
March 14th 2020


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

sure

Aberf
March 14th 2020


3986 Comments


Good review man, I like the part when I skip the entire thing because it's talking about metal smh.

Aberf
March 14th 2020


3986 Comments


"While I have been told that there are a few people out there who genuinely enjoy doing chores, there’s a reason the word has gained a fairly unambiguously negative connotation. "

This reads a bit awkward and wordy IMO.

Also, the way you connect chores and music doesn't sit well with me. It reads like I'm being told that I can listen to music while doing the (not fun) chores to offset it while you're also comparing the album itself with the not-fun concept of chores.

Other than that, the review reads nicely until the end.

parksungjoon
March 14th 2020


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

yea it was basically a 10 minute rant i wrote while i was relistening to this garbage, of course its not that good

parksungjoon
March 15th 2020


47231 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

now thats more like it



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