Theory of a Deadman
Say Nothing


2.5
average

Review

by resident shit music stan USER (56 Reviews)
February 11th, 2020 | 14 replies


Release Date: 01/31/2020 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Unfortunately, I gotta say something

Its been three years since Theory of a Deadman jumped off the SS Butt Rock and into the realm of bland, generic pop, churning out their last train-wreck Wake Up Call. It was the point of no return for anyone who was still tone-deaf enough to find merit in them after they shredded away the last bastion of decency (and creativity) they had within them on Savages, a mediocre effort in its own right that was serviceable enough background noise rock at best and molded sandwiches mixed with s**t-coated vegetables at worst. If you were still insane enough to hold on after Wake Up Call, you and the other two people who held on with you had a lot to be worried about leading up to Say Nothing—if it was eleven "History of Violence"s then we would have been forced to euthanize the band. But lo and behold: surprisingly, Say Nothing isn't complete garbage, but an incredibly dull and inoffensive pop album.

The bizarre thing about Say Nothing musically is that Tyler Connolly actually sounds better than he has in years—clearly something within the past couple years has re-energized him, because for the first time in maybe 15 years, he's actually singing decent enough to not induce complete cringe every time he opens his mouth—that is except for "Strangers", where he (completely unironically) decides to start rapping and it is just as bad as you would expect it to be. The other bozos in the band (guitarist Dave Brenner, bassist Dean Back and drummer Joey Dandeneau) have barely dusted off their instruments, though—all the backing tracks are full of synths, drum machines, and other electronic instrumentation, as if it's become all but explicitly confirmed that they're giving up rock and becoming an EDM band instead. But because this is Theory of a Deadman we're talking about, there is no creativity to be found—"White Boy" is clearly a tryhard ripoff of Daft Punk's "Get Lucky", and everything else has been so done to death that it ends up being forgettable in the long run.

The lyricism is still just as bad as you would expect: now you can hear such glorious things such as Connolly declaring "my mama's telling me its just a phase" in "World Keeps Spinning", the obligatory "baby, you know that I love you to death" in "Ted Bundy", and the entirety of "History of Violence". Production is still no bueno—the mastering in "Ted Bundy" is a crime against music, and everything else is brickwalled in an unusual way for a pop album. But at the end of the day, Say Nothing is nothing more than mindless pop; if you're into that sort of thing or if you just want background noise, then its actually a serviceable album, and the surprisingly improved vocals are absolutely a welcome surprise. If they work out the rest of the kinks, then maybe—just maybe—they'll put out a 3-star pop album, but for now we have surprising sprinkles of musical improvement from Nickelback's demo mode.



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Valzentia
February 11th 2020


1102 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Album stream: https://open.spotify.com/album/6MfiM93nfMmvDlegb3gbG5



Constructive criticism appreciated

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SteakByrnes
February 11th 2020


21148 Comments


"Unfortunately, I gotta say something"

Do you? I would've much rather you not remind me this band ever existed

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Valzentia
February 11th 2020


1102 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

@Steak: too bad

parksungjoon
February 11th 2020


22191 Comments


solid rev, theyd have to pay me to listen to this band ever again though.

pos'd

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SteakByrnes
February 11th 2020


21148 Comments


why did you @ me

parksungjoon
February 11th 2020


22191 Comments


thats what you think steak

Lucman
February 11th 2020


4851 Comments


Say nothing, hear nothing, that's my motto for this.

William21
February 12th 2020


562 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Both this and Wake Up Call are bad, but somehow still better than The Truth Is

Asura14
February 12th 2020


369 Comments


I actually remember liking these guy's debut album when it came out, not a band I ever come back to tho, very forgettable.... I'll probably be skipping this one

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Valzentia
February 14th 2020


1102 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

they were a very meh band in general

parksungjoon
February 14th 2020


22191 Comments


hey

Valzentia
February 14th 2020


1102 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

H

parksungjoon
February 14th 2020


22191 Comments


sup

veninblazer
February 14th 2020


11755 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

H [2]

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