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This is the album where the lords of faux-funk charlatan poo poo reach the apex of whatever the hell dumb joke they've been playing on us for thirty-five years now. Embracing the bland with full force and dogged persistence, this is where it becomes readily apparent - cemented as pure fact, if you will - that the "C" in RHCP indeed stands for "crap." This album isn't even funny. I remember when this steamer fell out of these lads' buttholes clear as day. It was a sadder day than 9/11. I went into the record store I worked at and heard this blaring from the speakers, stinking up the place. It sounded like the purveyors of poserdom were now ditching the funk in favor of the doctor's office. Indeed, this was RHCP for Tj Maxx. RHCP for Chili's. This might as well be a Dave Matthews Band album. What ***e!
I went into this recording with an open mind, lads, and what I instead came out with was an open butthole from the furious raping Kiedis and his ***e crew of court jesters had aurally subjected me to. Don't believe the hype - each of these tracks is the sonic equivalent of the rankest of farts. Mayonnaise could make a better album, and perhaps they have.
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Album Rating: 1.5
Haters be damned!
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shut up dork
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This is one of the worst reviews I've ever seen
I hope you feel bad about yourself as a person and a writer
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savage review!
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like a boss!
| | | Album Rating: 1.5
Show yourselves.
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don't look at me I posd
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My only regret is that I could only neg once
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Okay now this is epic
| | | Album Rating: 3.5
This reviewer doesn't even listen to funk (according to his ratings,) so who is he to gatekeep what's real funk?
Hate this album, give it a negative review, that's totally fine, but don't pretend you hate it because it's "fake funk" when you don't even listen to funk
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he doesnt give a funk
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agreed thanks
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***e
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"I went into this recording with an open mind, lads"
Almost pos'd for the this claim's raw insincere audacity. Almost.
| | | Album Rating: 3.0
didn't even mention the awesome production wow
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
| | | Album Rating: 2.0
both this album and this review are unacceptably bad um
please fix this
| | | Album Rating: 2.5
My fav part is where anthony goes ming ming mong mong ming ming mang, i am glad frusciantes back tho
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Saw them live and it was trash, they didn’t even play Bulls On Parade and that’s my favorite song from Guotar Hero
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wrong band
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