Linkin Park
Hybrid Theory


5.0
classic

Review

by AlexMichels USER (3 Reviews)
June 6th, 2019 | 52 replies


Release Date: 2000 | Tracklist

Review Summary: The greatest album of all time!

Hybrid Theory sucks, essentially. It’s every nu-metal album in existence with the rap, screaming, and distorted power chords. The writing is basic and generic and discusses vague themes. There is no creativity in this album, thus failing to distinguish them from other bands. So why did it sell so well?

Oh yeah, it was certified gold. Teenagers everywhere blared singles on the radio it eventually was certified platinum, and everything was good except the lack of musical content.

You know, I was a middle schooler too. This is important in a SputnikMusic review for reasons that I don’t need to bring up with you. I was an outcast and that matters so be sure to give this review a pos. Also, I was another Pokemon loving shmuck in elementary school, because that really matters. So yeah, in the grand scheme of things, I was a reject, so please support me on Patreon to compensate.

I’m going to mention my personal life instead of the album because there’s no possible way to justify a lack of creativity here. I wasn’t cool because I was a Gameboy playing nerd with no social status and people had an agenda against me. My dad died, so again, be sure to pos this review in his memory. I never talked to people anyway, so people should have come to me first, but they didn’t. Shame on them!

I thought I was the only one who felt like a reject and all that. I wanted something new, not some generic radio singles. And hearing those generic singles was just what I needed. A pop conglomerate was the ultimate middle finger to pop conglomerates. The lyrics were so deep and relatable, and Chester Bennington and Mike Shinoda are to thank for speaking to me in a way nothing ever had before.

It was a sign that I wasn’t the only Pokemon loving antisocial nerd on the planet. I needed more generic rock music in my life. It was a representation of my life and was a blessing. My musical passion comes from this generic radio rock friendly album. An album that inspired me to find other kinds of music like Nickelback, a band that sucks for the exact same reasons as this album does. Only difference is that Linkin Park is what I heard first so its good.

Hybrid Theory empowered me and influenced me to take control of my social status. Also, notice how I haven’t actually talked about any of the songs on the album. I’m just spewing *** about my life which is irrelevant to the review. People now liked me exclusively because of my Linkin Park fanboyism. It made me realize that I need to talk to people so I just did.

Hybrid Theory changed my life, and that means the album should be classified as a 5 by everyone, even though it’s been established why it sucks. It’s not good, but I heard it as a teenager so it’s good by default and you must give it a 5 by default.


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AlexMichels
June 6th 2019


43 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Will R., your childhood does not determine the quality of this album.



Also, all “alex you’re such an asshole you must not know what it’s like being a reject” comments will be ignored because I have a shitty social status too but I’m not gonna complain about it on SputnikMusic as a way to get positive ratings.

sixdegrees
June 6th 2019


8209 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

good review

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MELONADE13
June 6th 2019


831 Comments


"The greatest album of all time!

1 out of 1 thought this review was well written

Hybrid Theory sucks"

pos

WeepinnWillow
June 6th 2019


871 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

dogshit review, delete your account

Snake.
June 6th 2019


21822 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

c r i n g e



"Will R., your childhood does not determine the quality of this album.



Also, all “alex you’re such an asshole you must not know what it’s like being a reject” comments will be ignored because I have a shitty social status too but I’m not gonna complain about it on SputnikMusic as a way to get positive ratings."



lmao dear god the insecurity in everything you make is magical

onionbubs
June 6th 2019


12234 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

jesus fucking christ

Sciroccu
June 6th 2019


924 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Great review man, give me ur patreon...

starboystargirl
June 6th 2019


594 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

dogshit review

William21
June 6th 2019


506 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Nice troll review

"It’s not good, but I heard it as a teenager so it’s good by default and you must give it a 5 by default."

Dead



AlexMichels
June 6th 2019


43 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

@william21

if you read the will r. review, you'll know this is a troll review

AlexMichels
June 6th 2019


43 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

@snake.



yeah i wish i was dead too

SymbolicInTime
June 6th 2019


4961 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Should have just stopped after the first paragraph

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Snake.
June 6th 2019


21822 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"yeah i wish i was dead too"



how about just own up to it instead

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
June 6th 2019


57099 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

There will always be another hybrid theory 5 review

William21
June 6th 2019


506 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Holy shit

Wait a second. You actually went and made a troll version of a review from six years ago??

I got nothing guys



sixdegrees
June 6th 2019


8209 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

thought this was unironic gonna have to neg

superwokeantifag
June 6th 2019


13 Comments


I remember when I was 8 and liked Linkin Park. Good times.

Deubah
June 6th 2019


64 Comments


bruh moment

cvlts
June 6th 2019


9657 Comments


reading this gave me actual cancer

bloc
June 6th 2019


59304 Comments


Album is a hard 5 though so who cares about the reasoning

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