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Review Summary: Back in Black Malachite This is shit. Simply shit. The only other word that comes to mind is embarrassing. The electronic elements sound no better than something your average high schooler with an Ableton 30 day free trial is uploading to SoundCloud. The only difference is that this album is horrifically overproduced. It’s the plastic they use to wrap plastic. Every third or fourth track contains a boilerplate nu-metal guitar riff that would have sounded stale in nineteen-fucking-ninety-nine, and the only reason there’s guitar at all is that oh yeah, BMTH isn’t a dude with a mic and a laptop, it’s a fucking rock band with a guitarist and a bassist. There’s actually a song where they get the like female Microsoft Sam to say “mantra” and it leads into a "hard" guitar riff and it’s just pure cringe. BMTH are known for embarrassing lyrics, but Amo launches them into the stratosphere. “Some people are a lot like clouds you know❓” Christ Oli, were you going through old boxes and you came across some poetry you wrote in primary school and you thought to yourself “yeah, this was perfect when I scribbled it into the urinal partition in the locker room bathroom, I bet it will be even more perfect on my new major label record”. Imagine Dragons wouldn’t even put their name on this crap, at least they know their music is designed for waiting in line at the supermarket. I can’t believe this used to be a deathcore band and now they make music for car commercials and elevators. But hey, who am I to say, some people might get something out of this record, cuz hey, some people are a lot like clouds you know❓
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Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
This is a real album ladies and gentlemen, and it has broken me
| | | neg'd in spirit
| | | Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
I appreciate it
| | | Album Rating: 2.0
Album is bad, agreed.
| | | Album Rating: 1.5
What are you doin Treb?
| | | Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
The Lord's work
| | | "Imagine Dragons wouldn’t even put there name on this crap, at least they know their music is designed for waiting in line at the supermarket"
small typo, should be "their name"
| | | Album Rating: 4.5
Your mom shoulda swallowed.
| | | This album is bringing out all the writing talent it seems
| | | That fucking summary lol
| | | Album Rating: 2.0
can this one please get flagged
| | | Oh my DAYS that summary
| | | Album Rating: 3.5
What a god awful, piece of shit, moronic summary
Score and review aside, don’t you fucking compare that to this
Fuck you and your house
| | | Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off
summary is fine
even if i still hated this, this review is pretty fucking bad
| | | Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off
in fact the only other word that comes to mind when reading this is embarrassing
| | | Lmao review is perfect
| | | Album Rating: 4.0
Why bother writing this?
| | | Album Rating: 5.0
trebor I don't identify with this stance at all and I can only hope you are trolling. maybe you didn't listen to this. all i know is we love you and miss you, please come home.
| | | Album Rating: 3.5
What a terrible, moronic review lol. Fucking Snide could become a staff member at this point.
| | | “Jesus Oli, where you going through old...”
I know you weren’t trying with this review, but come on. Staff review...
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