Review Summary: I will kick your ass
I can't stress how hot I get when some moron pulls out in front of me while I'm on the highway on cruise control at 65 and they go to a crawl. Here's a message for all drivers. If you pull out in front of me and I have to slam on the brakes, you fucked up. The end. My entire life is delayed now because of some dipshit not paying attention or just not giving a shit. Well, I don't give a shit anymore. The next time that happens I will not stop and pit maneuver them off the road and drive off. I mean it, well, when I listen to this I mean it anyways. Pay attention, asshole!
I held the door open at a local gas station for a pregnant woman and she didn't say thanks. In fact, she sighed. Oh, life is hard harboring a child inside of you I'm sure, but when someone is kind enough to open the door for you, kindly shut the fuck up with the sighs. I get it, you're entitled and to be praised constantly. Spare me. Be polite and say thanks and give credit when it's due or go get it aborted. Yeah, my pussy hurts too, deal with it somehow.
One of my favorite rage moments was at that same gas station a week prior, when I was standing in line...a long line. All of the sudden this old dude budges in front of me and starts talking to the dude I was standing behind, like that's his right to cut in line. He was wearing Harley Davidson earrings, a tattered Harley shirt, leather bands with Harley emblems on them around his wrists (what a loser) and he had a grey pony tail. Not sure about you all but this is 2018 and I am almost more than certain pony tails went out of style in the mid 90's. Nice try to keep it real, asshole. I didn't say anyhing at this moment because he was not only talking to the guy in front of me, but he had a fucking headset on and he was apparently talking to his obvious Wife. I didn't hear most of that conversation but I did catch the end. "Okay, I love you, bye". Cute. Then he started to talk to the dude again and he said out loud "I don't get Women man, they are all bitches, never figure them out, they are fucking stupid and they are all cunts man". Not paraphrasing, that was word for word what this dipshit said out loud for all of us to hear. I was glaring at him intently. He paid no mind.
What I wanted to do was grab his pussy ass pony tail and slam his face into the counter repeatedly until blood poured out of his nose like a garden hose, take his shitty Hot Topic chain wallet, choke him with it slightly so he could still breathe and pay for my 6 Pack of Busch Light with his money. But, I didn't. I remained calm. Then, when he paid for his bag of pretzels (who the fuck buys pretzels) and stumbled out of the door, he started talking to his Wife again. All I heard was "Hey baby I missed ya how are ya"" What a two faced piece of garbage.
Now, let's put this disc in my CD player and rewind roughly 24 minutes. I would have lived out my fantasy without a doubt. I would have kicked his old ass in front of everyone. This album brings out that inner rage from that situation and releases it and allows you to vent to this display of insane chaos. This is the album that makes fantasies like this turn into something real. Heed my warning now though. Listen to this at your own risk. This is not only the relief from that bottled, pent up rage, but a mantra for your thoughts.
This album kicks ass and I will kick that guys ass again if I see him. You can count on it.