Limp Bizkit
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water


3.0
good

Review

by Drbebop USER (96 Reviews)
May 20th, 2018 | 26 replies


Release Date: 2000 | Tracklist

Review Summary: KEEP ON ROLLIN' BABY

Yes, you want to laugh. Limp Bizkit are one of the more famous examples of a band in the form of a punchline. They have it all. The ridiculous lyrics, the inane fashion and one of the most notorious frontmen to ever grace this fine earth. To many, Limp Bizkit personify NĂ¼ Metal. That cringy, overly edgy metal/sort of rap combo that the weird kid in school would blast in the back of class. It's hard to believe that at one point, Limp Bizkit were one of, if not THE most popular bands on the planet. Their sophomore record 'Significant Other' has sold 16 million copies world wide and their most well known song ' Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)' will forever be engrained in the minds of the 90s generation. They're unabashedly corny, over the top and completely nuts. And the people ate them up. So much so that their third record, the amazingly named 'Chocolate Starfish and The Hot Dog Flavored Water' sold a staggering 1,055,000 copies in its first week. People went nuts for them, even if critics scorned them, they continued to sell albums and tickets to their notoriously aggressive live shows. Still people continue to unfairly brush them off as juvenile balderdash. Which is a shame because Limp Bizkit are ***ing great. Maybe this is the bias talking but I've always had a soft spot for these guys. Their in your face attitude, and the frankly spectacular musicianship of the band itself are massive guilty pleasures of mine. Even if they are nowhere near as popular as they used to be, Limp Bizkit still have a strong cult fan base. Many point to their second record as being their best, some say their latest album 'Gold Cobra' is (shoutouts to 'I Did it all for the Limp Bizkit memes' on fb) and some say their first. I agree with the latter option on that part but their third record 'Chocolate Starfish And The Hotdog Flavoured Water' comes pretty damn close.

By the time the album was recorded, The Bizkit had come to fully realise the stereotype of their band as dumb whiny metal and cranked up the irony dial to full scale. The band had been criticised for their violent, profanity laden lyrics, So Durst naturally wrote even more profane and aggressive songs. The opener 'Hot Dog' is a perfect example of this where Fred drops the F-bomb a total of 46 times. Yet, even behind the bravado and meat headed masculinity, Fred displays some more sensitive emotions. Behind the anger, he's lost and afraid. Standout track 'The One' combines a groovy backing track with excellent bass work by Sam Rivers, while Durst sings about a woman who he hopes can free him from the emotional pit he's in. Speaking of the playing, everyone is in top form. Lead guitarist, Wes Borland has always been praised for his guitar work, seen by many as one of the only redeeming features of the group. While I disagree with that idea, Borland has always been an excellent guitarist, combining blazing metal riffs with warped experimental playing. He's a creative force to be reckoned with and here, he's playing to his fullest. The explosive riffs on 'Take A Look Around' and the moody and echoey 'Hold On' are highlights on the record in regards to Borland's playing. John Otto's hip hop drumming is as clean and funky as ever and DJ Lethal provides some often gorgeous and murky ambience to the tracks perfectly.

Lyrically, it's Limp Bizkit, you shouldn't be expecting Shakespeare here (yes I know they quoted him on Significant Other). It's an angsty album about letting your demons out through screaming and punching stuff. It's music made for angry isolated kids and it always will be. Don't take it seriously, it's therapy music in all honesty.

This album isn't perfect though. God no. The record starts to drag near the end and There are some stinkers here. The hip-hop version of Rollin' which appears as the last (musical) track on The album, featureimg Method Man, DMX and Redman, is marred down by some frankly quite ***ty production by Swizz Beatz and the insane (10 minute!) outro featuring Ben Stiller of all people laughing on a loop for 4 minutes is completely unlistenable. Still it's an album with more style and humour than its contemporaries at the time. The singles are all pretty damn good and the deeper cuts such as 'Livin' It Up' and 'The One' are some of the Bizkit's best tracks. You may have brushed off Limp Bizkit at first, but give them another spin. This isn't a record you are meant to
Sit down and take seriously. It's a dumb head banging party record. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Besides, don't deny it. You still know the lyrics to Rollin', don't you?

Standout tracks:

My Generation
Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)
My Way
The One
Take A Look Around
Boiler

Standout lyrics:

'It used to be a lie
And now it feels pathetic
And now I get it
What's done is done
You just leave it alone
And don't regret it' - Boiler

'YOU'LL GET KNOCKED THE *** OUT! 'CAUSE YOUR MOUTH'S WRITING CHEQUES YOUR ASS CAN'T CASH' - Full Nelson



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Snake.
May 20th 2018


25406 Comments


hell yea brother

Drifter
May 20th 2018


21106 Comments


How is this review on May 20th when it's not even 12 est

Drbebop
May 20th 2018


333 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

UK dude

Drifter
May 20th 2018


21106 Comments


No but like the comments are May 19 still. Strange. Good review. Album gets way too hated

Doctuses
May 20th 2018


1914 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

pos'd. I wouldn't exactly say their musicianship is "spectacular", but I agreed with pretty much everything else you said. Maybe it's nostalgia, but this album has its moments, and actually there are many. It stalls and lags in more than a few moments but this album is better than most people are willing to acknowledge.

sugarcubes
May 20th 2018


399 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Limp Bizkit is fucking awesome. THANK YOU.

Drifter
May 20th 2018


21106 Comments


[2]

It's ok to like this band believe it or not

William21
May 20th 2018


931 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

This album is definitely pretty fun at some points. Some of it is too ridiculous to take seriously even by this band's standards, but there's still some good stuff on here.

Poxy
May 20th 2018


170 Comments


Not thought about this album for years, but this had made me revisit it. Classic

killerK1
May 21st 2018


426 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I'M JUST A CRAZY MOTHAFUCKA LIVIN IT UP *eagles sample*

Koris
Staff Reviewer
May 21st 2018


22048 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Fred durst is a leader of men, a solver of equations, a flyer of rockets, a father of society. His beautiful heart felt lyrics and emotional delivery make the album. He can sing, he can rap and he can even scream and shatter bones with his intimidating voice.

Drifter
May 21st 2018


21106 Comments


[2]

Drifter
May 21st 2018


21106 Comments


When I have children I will blast this all the time and if they don't like it then too bad because it m/'s

Eons
May 21st 2018


3770 Comments


I've heard there's a song on this where Durst acts extremely hard and tough and threatens to beat somebody up and it ends up cringy. What song is that?

Oh, just noticed one of the lines in the review. Apparently it's Full Nelson.

Drifter
May 21st 2018


21106 Comments


Half of them

Probably Hot Dog or Full Nelson

SomeGuyDude
May 21st 2018


377 Comments


Decent album, not up to the standards of the first two and I actually thought Results May Vary was good, but this one is still worth a spin.

Nu-metal was a damn good era, don't care what anyone says. Metal had mainstream presence. Who's filling an arena now?

William21
May 21st 2018


931 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

^Pretty much everything the guy above me said [2]

BigBlob
May 21st 2018


5889 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"Who's filling an arena now?"



metallicucks

Drifter
May 21st 2018


21106 Comments


"Who's filling an arena now?"

Tool

Doctuses
May 21st 2018


1914 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Nu-metal was a damn good era, don't care what anyone says. Metal had mainstream presence."

That's like saying the 80's were cool because of the aids crisis.



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