Stimming
Alpe Lusia


4.0
excellent

Review

by Frank - the rater of 3.5 USER (14 Reviews)
February 17th, 2018 | 73 replies


Release Date: 2016 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Review Summary: Sleeping with Her may be kinky, but dat album art shore isn't

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Within the opening 3 and a half seconds of Sleeping with Her by German (""" FACT CHECK""" In fact Italian) producer Astrea, I found one thought rattling around in my head like a rattlesnake's tail smashing around on the inside of a human skull or something that produces a similar effect to the sound of a rattling snake's tail smashing around on the inside of a human skull. That one poignant thought was "3.5 everything, life is too short, weep tears of joy suffer loudly and often, and open your heart to the beautiful world like a whale opens its blowhole to excrete the waters of life". also this reminds me of Alpe Lusia in a way.

Needless to say, about 2 tracks into Sleeping with Her, I slapped a mother***in' 3 on this bitch with more commitment than Batman is committed to justice. Never looked back, either.

Sleeping with Her blends filthy danke deep house with clicky ***ing clacks and organic instruments and atrocious vocals in a kind of dope-ass manner. It kinda bounces back and forth between straight skulll***ing bangers and really chill heart-breaking, soul-crushing semi-chill dankery on every track. Basically (besides the first track which is really good), it opens up with some straight ***ing chillage and some awful vocals over some EDM-esque dankery and some instrument I don't know the name of off the top of my head, and then on the next song it switches to, like, a straight up face-load of gradually intensifying steel mallets" mashing your bones into ***ing skull pudding before essentially gripping you by the tits and ripping them straight off.

The nice thing is that right after Astrea has exposed your breast plate to the elements, he lubes you up real good with polysporin by following up with some nice wind-chimes and lame ass vocals and whatnot. Basically, that's the entire album, just like having a goddess of forests, trees, and planet earth stroking your face elegantly with mittens made of rainbow clouds and then suddenly out of nowhere straight up grating your nips off with a potato peeler and then grinding Himalayan mountain salt into the wounds.

It's one of the electronic album releases from this year.

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Comments:Add a Comment 
Sniff
February 17th 2018


8092 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Thought I'd publish this so we have a thread to discuss this album again

Frippertronics
Emeritus
February 17th 2018


19536 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

a zombie thread

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
February 17th 2018


26621 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

good thread

Dewinged
Staff Reviewer
February 17th 2018


32053 Comments


Legendary review, that shall never perish.

foxblood
February 17th 2018


11159 Comments


nice, I just listened to this yesterday. yeah this is like chill ambient house.

Chortles
February 17th 2018


21494 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

he's good. the actual house elements of this are probably its weakest points though, weirdly. them beats are pretty plain on occasion

granitenotebook
Staff Reviewer
February 17th 2018


1272 Comments


It's one of the electronic album releases from this year.


dbizzles
February 17th 2018


15209 Comments


lol what in the fuck, sniff?

Lord(e)Po)))ts
February 17th 2018


70247 Comments


lmao

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
February 17th 2018


26621 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

hey poopsy i miss ur old av switch back

Sniff
March 15th 2018


8092 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Twig made me aware that there is a new Stimming (with Lambert) album out

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2018


26621 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

old news bro

Sniff
March 15th 2018


8092 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

ey i'm trying to be nice to people

Asdfp277
June 8th 2018


24450 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

not feeling this

Trifolium
March 23rd 2019


39278 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Bump. This good.

Sniff
March 23rd 2019


8092 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Still spin this quite often

Trifolium
March 23rd 2019


39278 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I can totally see why. Great sound.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
March 23rd 2019


70247 Comments


Lmao wtf my triple peer read review is still here?

Slex
March 23rd 2019


16671 Comments


Whoever negged this radiates small peepee energy

Sniff
March 23rd 2019


8092 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

need to report this for ghost negs



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