Soggy Butt Queef
The Ass-Shank Redemption


1.0
awful

Review

by Dalton DuBois USER (12 Reviews)
January 19th, 2018 | 220 replies


Release Date: 2018 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Someone forgot to flush

Bandcamp projects have grown a reputation for their wealth of variation, experimentation, and creative freedom that isn’t seen often in independent music distribution sites. However, for every album that pushes the envelope towards genre transcendence, there’s another one that drops the ball. ‘The Ass-Shank Redemption’ is that ball; a poorly contrived blend of country and dubstep that had the spectacular idea to interlace bodily function samples throughout. The ball wasn't just dropped, it was popped, stomped on, and shot down into the Mariana’s Trench like James Cameron’s submarine in South Park.

The Ass-Shank Redemption’s three tracks are just country-esque acoustic strumming over a stock drum beat with interlaced samples of farting, burping, crying and other out of place noises. Occasionally there’s a contrived electric strum here and there but it all sounds like a far more generic version of a song you’d hear on a commercial, except with queefs. This EP’s attempt at branching into dubstep is only on the final track “Ass Gump” and consists of one low quality wobble followed by a man panting, presumably trying to squeeze out the aforementioned monster dook. The samples aren’t even placed properly to elicit a chuckle, such as in “A Clockwork Ass” where a woman begins sobbing (or laughing, it’s honestly impossible to distinguish) over a repeated burp sample that doesn’t even sound like they matched the pitch of the track materials with each other.

Creativity, especially with a musical experiment is often considered to be subjective and not in the realm of possibility for critique. But there was no creativity here; only pain, sharp, smelly, and throbbing pain, making you regret eating that potato griller double soft taco from Taco Bell because you wanted a cheap dollar menu item. This is all of our intestines telling us to go fuck ourselves, and we deserve it. However we can make the choice to aim where we deposit our waste. Make the right choice, aim for the bowl.



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BlackMalachite
January 19th 2018


3711 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Stream: https://soggybuttqueef.bandcamp.com/album/the-ass-shank-redemption

Gonna call some friends over to get wasted, should be a fun send off for when I move out of California in a week.

Sevengill
January 19th 2018


9987 Comments


Full many a flower is born to blush unseen
And waste its sweetness on the desert air.

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BlackMalachite
January 19th 2018


3711 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

For I am the one, who shall not falter under the summer breeze

The falling rain shall wash away my thoughts, make them clean

Deathconscious
January 19th 2018


25796 Comments


Band name and album title made me laugh, i guess im still 12.

Beautiful
January 19th 2018


417 Comments


Band name and album title made me laugh, i guess im still 12.
[2]

SteakByrnes
January 19th 2018


22073 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Fuckin nice review lmaoooo, this album was a journey

DrMaximus
January 19th 2018


12628 Comments




XingKing
January 19th 2018


15155 Comments


Band name and album title made me laugh, i guess im still 12.
[3]


Darius The Imposter
January 19th 2018


22744 Comments


"Similar Bands: Billy Ray Cyrus, Torsofuck, Hello Kitty Suicide Club, Scene Kidz, Onision"

????????????????????

Kompys2000
January 19th 2018


5095 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

More effort was put into this review than the album itself lol

XingKing
January 19th 2018


15155 Comments


Taking bets right now that this is actually Snide!

BlackMalachite
January 19th 2018


3711 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Digging through bandcamp tags is so fun

Kompys2000
January 19th 2018


5095 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Right? There are so many weird, no-name bandcamp projects I want to write reviews for someday.

BlackMalachite
January 19th 2018


3711 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Literally all you have to do is type something dirty into the search and a wealth of gorgeous projects come up

Kompys2000
January 19th 2018


5095 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Hahahaha I remember I found one of my favorite music videos of all time by searching "fuck" on YouTube when I was like 14. Never tried it with Bandcamp, though now I might have to.

Deathconscious
January 19th 2018


25796 Comments


Sea of Shit, Master Musicians of Bukkake, Slutvomit...sometimes bands with ridiculous names are great.

Jots
Staff Reviewer
January 19th 2018


7312 Comments








BlackMalachite
January 19th 2018


3711 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Johnny sighting! What's up my dude!

ScuroFantasma
Staff Reviewer
January 19th 2018


11798 Comments


*sigh*

Dewinged
Contributing Reviewer
January 19th 2018


22891 Comments


Tx Dalton for bringing this quality material to our attention.

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