Modern English
Take Me to the Trees


2.5
average

Review

by former sputnik's home post-punk maester USER (123 Reviews)
December 25th, 2017 | 15 replies


Release Date: 2017 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Somehow, not yet the death toll, it would seem.

Name me a band that has been at it since the seventies and is still of decent quality. As unfortunate as it is, there are only as many such precedents, and even then, they are not without their missteps. Now envision a project that even in its prime has been hardly the talk of the town. And from there, derive an idea of just what level of quality might their music be today. And that’s Modern English for you, a band that John Foxx once described as “Who?”

Well over a handful of decades into their career and they are still scraping the barrel. Take Me to the Trees is not offensively bad or even relatively disappointing. It just isn’t outstanding in any real way. Track after track you are bombarded with underwhelming song-writing and oddly deformed, sonically rippling production that makes everything you hear even more off-putting.

And that’s really sad, considering that the songs like “Trees” or “Dark Cloud” did feel like they have the potential of turning actually fruitful, but the passionless production and instrumentation just kills any possible enjoyment. The only actually successful moments are “Something’s Going On”, which does go through rather unengaging build-up, but manages to turn satisfying, and the closer “It Don’t Seem Right”, which, in turn, feels slightly cheesy and silly, but at least delivers on its (forgive the tautology) cheesiness and silliness in a pleasant way.

If it wasn’t obvious by the previous sentences or by the glowing number 2.5 above, this album is not good. But it is ungood in a way that isn’t enraging. It is just a band that is a bit too deep into their career, still trying to survive, serenading the generic, just as they did back in the day. Only this time with even less enthusiasm or energy.



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Papa Universe
December 25th 2017


22503 Comments


Uni’s review roll 41/50
Needless to say, they will not appear in Don’t You Forget Us. Please, forget them. Please do.

Papa Universe
December 25th 2017


22503 Comments


also, fuck american time zone making this a second review in one day

BlackwaterPork
December 25th 2017


4390 Comments


Getting Close now bruv

Papa Universe
December 25th 2017


22503 Comments


is it a dick move to post 8 reviews in a day?

BlackwaterPork
December 25th 2017


4390 Comments


Who gives a fuck, this is an exception in my books, just go for it

bgillesp
December 26th 2017


8867 Comments


Writing low rating reviews is a lot harder. I think this is the first serious one I've read of yours (brand new and the bottle hobo don't count). Is that accurate?

Papa Universe
December 26th 2017


22503 Comments


I don't think so. You haven't read my The The review.

You can't get more serious than that. I got banned for a day trying to get it featured.

Snake.
December 26th 2017


25250 Comments


one review per day

Papa Universe
December 26th 2017


22503 Comments


I'll refer you to the very second comment posted here.

Divaman
December 26th 2017


16120 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

The one thing I thought was kind of interesting on this album is how much they sound like The Cars at times. But you're right, very middle of the road.

bgillesp
December 26th 2017


8867 Comments


Yeah, no way I'm reading that one since I'll never listen to it and it's really long. Its interesting to see you write a 2.5 though regardless since you been putting out a lot of 4.5s recently. This review seems a little hand-wavy in the explanations but you still did a good job on it

Papa Universe
December 26th 2017


22503 Comments


yeah, I wanted to first get all the reviews for the reviewless stuff I like out, then next year I will start writing on current releases (wanna be first on the new Screaming Females, The Soft Moon, Harakiri for the Sky and Franz Ferdinand)

bgillesp
December 27th 2017


8867 Comments


I'm excited for the new Harakiri

bgillesp
December 27th 2017


8867 Comments


I might try to get a first-weekend review of Typhoon and Avatar up since they both come out the 12th of January

y87arrow
June 4th 2019


711 Comments


I really like their album Mesh & Lace (1981), it's very underrated on here (same as for example Real To Real Cacophony (1979) by Simple Minds), another very good post-punk album (I have the version with many bonus tracks like the great Swans On Glass), and should be rated at least 3.6 as average or so.



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