Ingredients List for a DIY Planetarium:
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Three teaspoons of casual melancholy (just casual enough to provoke thoughtless thought)
Enough vocoders to trample a small badger
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A dash of balsawood
Two tablespoons of male menopause
Repeating ‘I’m sorry’ more often than a Canadian pastor in a crowded subway car
A generous sprinkle of ironic trucker hats from a label called ‘Intelligentsia Brooklyn’ or something
Black Energy (maybe Little Richard, he’s a lively little fella)
Halley’s Comet (otherwise known as Hailey’s hymen, because the last time it was around was also 1986)
One male musical collective most accurately described as a bachelor party on morphine (alternatively, the mean clique in a prison cafeteria)
A pint of Jagermeister (the herbal digestif from Lower Saxony, not the thing sorority girls drink with Red Bull)
Six handfuls of overlong songs that are highly conducive to sexual arousal in sloths
A small pinch of David Foster Wallace
One time machine set to summer of 2006
Four stripper sisters called the UnDressners
One Philharmonic Orchestra (Phil Harmonic himself not included)
Chopped dill (the feeling, not the herb)
One will to live suspended in formaldehyde and bourbon
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Stir vigorously until cosmos-colored, then deploy inside a vacuum. In the absence of a vacuum, consult the Ingredients List for a DIY Vacuum (otherwise known as Illinoise)
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In conclusion, though this album runs at an hour and 15 minutes, listening to it only feels like 5 minutes,.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................underwater.
