Astrea
Sleeping With Her


3.0
good

Review

by Frank - the rater of 3.5 USER (14 Reviews)
February 7th, 2017 | 7 replies


Release Date: 2017 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Sleeping with Her may be kinky, but dat album art shore isn't

23 out of 28 thought this review was well written

Within the opening 3 and a half seconds of Sleeping with Her by German (??? FACT CHECK??? In fact Italian) producer Astrea, I found one thought rattling around in my head like a rattlesnake's tail smashing around on the inside of a human skull or something that produces a similar effect to the sound of a rattling snake's tail smashing around on the inside of a human skull. That one poignant thought was "3.5 everything, life is too short, weep tears of joy suffer loudly and often, and open your heart to the beautiful world like a whale opens its blowhole to excrete the waters of life". also this reminds me of Alpe Lusia in a way.

Needless to say, about 2 tracks into Sleeping with Her, I slapped a mother***in' 3 on this bitch with more commitment than Batman is committed to justice. Never looked back, either.

Sleeping with Her blends filthy danke deep house with clicky ***ing clacks and organic instruments and atrocious vocals in a kind of dope-ass manner. It kinda bounces back and forth between straight skulll***ing bangers and really chill heart-breaking, soul-crushing semi-chill dankery on every track. Basically (besides the first track which is really good), it opens up with some straight ***ing chillage and some awful vocals over some EDM-esque dankery and some instrument I don't know the name of off the top of my head, and then on the next song it switches to, like, a straight up face-load of gradually intensifying steel mallets? mashing your bones into ***ing skull pudding before essentially gripping you by the tits and ripping them straight off.

The nice thing is that right after Astrea has exposed your breast plate to the elements, he lubes you up real good with polysporin by following up with some nice wind-chimes and lame ass vocals and whatnot. Basically, that's the entire album, just like having a goddess of forests, trees, and planet earth stroking your face elegantly with mittens made of rainbow clouds and then suddenly out of nowhere straight up grating your nips off with a potato peeler and then grinding Himalayan mountain salt into the wounds.

It's one of the electronic album releases from this year.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Sniff
February 7th 2017


8092 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Review is loosely based on http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/72331/Stimming-Alpe-Lusia/

Archelirion
February 7th 2017


6594 Comments


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I'm genuinuely impressed. Also yes, I can certify that this release is a release from 2017.

BallsToTheWall
February 7th 2017


51272 Comments


Pos hard.

Dewinged
Staff Reviewer
February 9th 2017


32053 Comments


Loosely based? lol Sniff you copied the whole damn review of Potsy! lmao

But have a pos!

FullOfSounds
February 16th 2017


15821 Comments


Hahah I love this

JamieTwort
March 4th 2017


26988 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Just gonna ignore the joke copy-paste review and say that this album is actually pretty great.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
December 20th 2020


60907 Comments


Album Rating: 3.0

Just gonna ignore the joke copy-paste review and say that this album is actually pretty great.





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