Six Feet Under
Graveyard Classics IV: The Number Of The Priest


0.5

Review

by tempest-- USER (3 Reviews)
May 26th, 2016 | 157 replies


Release Date: 2016 | Tracklist

Review Summary: do not listen to this album

If you ever wanted to hear your favourite songs from rock music royalty downtuned and with death metal vocals, then Six Feet Under's Graveyard Classics series is for you. Literally, that's all it is. And why would you want that?

This is Six Feet Under's fourth cover album now. They first did this crap back in 2000 and thought it went so well they decided to do it another three more times. Having previously defiled such badass music as Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Jimi Hendrix, Van Halen, Metallica, and the entirety of AC/DC's Back in Black to name a few, the band now decided to shit all over two undisputed metal gods, Iron Maiden and Judas Priest.

There's absolutely nothing to make Six Feet Under's versions of these songs unique or interesting. They take a classic track, tune their guitars down and play it note for note. Then Chris Barnes comes in and gargles smegma over the top. There's honestly not even much more I can say about this album, other than it being so god damn awful it makes me want to kick my own ass for listening to it. Seriously, Barnes sounds like some 16 year old kid who just got into death metal and tried growling for the very first time. It's hard to believe he's been doing this for like 30 years. Somehow, the band convinced Ray Alder from Fates Warning to guest on Priest's ‘Invader,’ but he's so low in the mix that if you weren't listening for him, you probably wouldn't even know he was there. The guitars sound like a wet fart and the drums have no punch at all. Look at the artwork. I don't even have to describe why that's utter garbage.

This piece of trash album belongs in the fuckin graveyard.


user ratings (112)
1.1
awful

Comments:Add a Comment 
tempest--
May 26th 2016


20633 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

if you're a sucker for objectivity:

http://sixfeetunder.bandcamp.com/album/graveyard-classics-iv-the-number-of-the-priest

TheBarber
May 26th 2016


3849 Comments


insta lol when the vocals on invader come up

Digging: Esoteric - A Pyrrhic Existence

Snake.
May 26th 2016


21814 Comments


looooooooooooooooool that album title

Alastor
May 26th 2016


2112 Comments


lets keep the average below 1

ChaoticVortex
May 26th 2016


860 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

The Graveyard Classics series is the fucking worst even by the ultra-low SFU standards.

torts
May 26th 2016


4300 Comments


fucking how

CaliggyJack
May 26th 2016


3248 Comments


How th fuq did you get 0.5?

PsychicChris
May 26th 2016


330 Comments


Pos'd for smegma.

tempest--
May 26th 2016


20633 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

only the most deserving albums get a chance at the 0.5 rating

Insurrection
May 26th 2016


24735 Comments


"do not listen to this album"

challenge accepted

bloc
May 26th 2016


58434 Comments


Album's so fucked up, the rating doesn't even show up properly on the main page

Digging: Black Devil Disco Club - Disco Club

ArsMoriendi
May 26th 2016


27704 Comments


How do you even 0.5 a review?

Digging: Dead Can Dance - Garden of the Arcane Delights

anatelier
May 26th 2016


2920 Comments


Listened to Invader and had a great time

becomesmusical
May 26th 2016


87 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Oh my god, they're still making these?

InFlamesWeThrash666
May 26th 2016


9302 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I can't give this a negative score damn

Digging: Schammasch - Hearts of No Light

InFlamesWeThrash666
May 26th 2016


9302 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Changed my mind,album rules

Jasdevi087
May 26th 2016


5818 Comments


how do you guys not know that you can 0.5 for reviews yet?

Supercoolguy64
May 26th 2016


9099 Comments


those vox tho

Digging: Cryptopsy - None So Vile

InFlamesWeThrash666
May 26th 2016


9302 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Albums lacks Victim Of Changes. It's the only thing that keeps me from 5ing it

Snide
May 26th 2016


7050 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Vocals straight up nearly made me choke on my sandwich.



You have to be logged in to post a comment. Login | Create a Profile





FAQ // STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // SITE FORUM // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2019 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy