Thallahu Akbar
DJihad EP


5.0
classic

Review

by XfingTheSullen USER (53 Reviews)
January 4th, 2016 | 80 replies


Release Date: 06/28/2015 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Screaming "Allahu Akbar" has never been this fun before.

We all know better than to assume scathing generalizations such as that all Muslims are terrorists. All that aside, Thallahu Akbar are indeed terrorists, the worst of the worst in fact - they terrorize you with their sound. From their friendly and responsive disposition on Facebook and starting every post with "Dear Infidels" to their crushingly Vildhjarta-ish thall sound - there's not a single thing not to love about these friendly jihadists. So what does DJihad have in store for the listener"

This merely 10-minute-long EP is mostly ultra-brutal, bone-crushing, relentless thall riffs interspersed with recordings of Islamic nasheeds, machinegun shots and frantic yells of "Allahu Akbar!". Much of the time the chants of religious fervor are also cut up and edited so as to create rhythmic rap-like sections which greatly enrich the entire experience. Mixed with dissonantly pitch-shifted nasheeds running in the backgrounds, Thallahu Akbar really provide nothing less than a torrent of unadulterated Islamic fury with which to crush all infidels. This EP is the bomb. It is also the reason why I converted to Islam.

Recommended tracks: Thall-Qa'idah, Thallahu

Rating: 9/11



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TheSonomaDude
January 4th 2016


5753 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

triggerd

XfingTheSullen
January 4th 2016


4136 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah except that obviously Christian guy that shot up the planned parenthood clinic :D

evilford
January 4th 2016


40681 Comments


not a terrorist. he's white he can't be a terrorist come on all english speaking people should know this

XfingTheSullen
January 4th 2016


4136 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah I forgot, they're called "militias"

evilford
January 4th 2016


40681 Comments


white guys w/ guns are ok. the bible tells me so.

LoLifant
January 4th 2016


1269 Comments


and it's ok for white gunman to shout "in the name of jesus our saviour" while shooting innocent people because that's what all of them do right so it's totally the same yeah

evilford
January 4th 2016


40681 Comments


yep

XfingTheSullen
January 4th 2016


4136 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

make it an offensive stereotype troll thread why don't you :D



with how sensitive sputnik is I see huge chunks of this being deleted soon :<

evilford
January 4th 2016


40681 Comments


"Rating: 9/11"

haha just saw this

zaruyache
January 4th 2016


18096 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

http://youtu.be/-Thg0x_bww4?t=3m3s

LoLifant
January 4th 2016


1269 Comments


lol what bullshit (the vid)

TheSonomaDude
January 4th 2016


5753 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0



emo metalcore math rock | tag



Haha iSIS is pretty ironic indeed!

LoLifant
January 4th 2016


1269 Comments


so are these guys playing in paris by any chance?

InFlamesWeThrash666
January 4th 2016


7089 Comments


looks like something i'd dig

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Gameofmetal
Staff Reviewer
January 4th 2016


10196 Comments


omfg wtf is this

XfingTheSullen
January 4th 2016


4136 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

The gimmick of this is so overbearing. They score real high on shock value alone

zaruyache
January 4th 2016


18096 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

it's like Spongecore but with way more overbearing CHUGS OF DJENT PWNAGE that hurt after twenty seconds and the fifth iteration of ALLAHU AKBAR. Neener neener neener.

Let
January 4th 2016


1598 Comments


Cool. Edgy lowest common denominator humor..my favourite

XfingTheSullen
January 4th 2016


4136 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Also, their next EP is gonna be called "72 Virdjents". and from the preview they're gonna start playing more high note djent riffs than just thall chugs

SharkTooth
January 4th 2016


13794 Comments


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byo4zPdC0gU&ab_channel=DigitalShogun



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