Book Of Sand
The Face Of The Deep


1.5
very poor

Review

by Brandon Scott EMERITUS
September 10th, 2015 | 15 replies


Release Date: 2015 | Tracklist

Review Summary: If I was a POW and had to choose between being waterboarded or listening to this, I would choose being waterboarded everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.

Book Of Sand refer to their style of music as "alternate dimension symphonic black metal" - I call it fucking terrible. It's a shame, because the concept behind their music is interesting; delirious childlike melodies alongside raw black metal. It may seem weird, but I'm sure if properly executed, it could be effectively chilling. That is not the case of The Face of the Deep. There is not one iota of cohesion to be found anywhere on the album's seven tracks. The abstract elements would have been better on their own. In fact, if Book of Sand had made this "alternate dimension ambient", it could have potentially been good; the eerie toy piano tinkering on "I Can Stand Right Here, See My Face on the Other Side" is terrifying in the best way possible, but is ultimately spoiled by its black metal backing. They just don't go together.

Beside the fact that every song is a tangle of disjointed sounds and ill-executed ideas, the band consistently fails to create even just one remotely good black metal passage. It's essentially the same monotonous bass-y tremolo picked line throughout each song. "The Water of the Forest Is Happy" almost makes this sound work - it's oddly upbeat, and for a second everything comes together - until they decide to pile EVEN more nonsense atop the already confusing jumble of noises.

The most insulting thing about The Face of Deep however, is that it was supposed to sound this way- that this is all intentional. I'm sure if asked, the band would come up with some faux-intellectual statement about how I am missing the point, or the concept is just too high-brow for me to grasp; but as a listener of abrasive genres of music (HNW, power electronics, etc...) I can safely say, that this is just plain awful. Don't listen to this.



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TheSpirit
Emeritus
September 10th 2015


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

After all the positive reviews I've been doing lately, I just needed to let one rip and tear something to shreds. I'm never actively looking for bad music, but lucky for me, I found this the other day and well.. you can read the rest. Listening to this to be able to write the review was almost too much to handle. That and the fact that this really only suffers from two major issues is why it turned out so short. Enjoy, and remember .... DONT LISTEN TO THIS.



Also, inb4 living says it's a 3/5 and i just don't get it.

rufinthefury
September 10th 2015


4373 Comments


I giggled while reading this which gets you a pos

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
September 10th 2015


12950 Comments


Good review and everything, but I'm super intrigued so I'm going to go listen to this anyway haha. But yeah, this is a good negative review besides a spot of 'rantiness' here and there, and maybe the unintentionally hilarious opening line? (Unless it was intentional).

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
September 10th 2015


12950 Comments


Okay yeah this is much worse than I thought, boring black metal for the most part, not even well-done melodies and neither fits together.

TheSpirit
Emeritus
September 10th 2015


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Thanks guys :] I was trying not to be super rant-y but they made it difficult. The opening line was meant to be humorous, but also to let people know how bad this really is.



Also, it's funny you say you're going to listen to it, I was thinking about closing my review with the suggestion to listen, just so people know I'm not being hyberbolic with anything I say here. Anyway, let me know what you think after you give it a listen!



Edit: looks like you beat me to it haha

rufinthefury
September 10th 2015


4373 Comments


Oh yeah you've got this rant down game much better than me. My single rant-review is universally hated on this site :D
I'm definitely checking this out just to put it in my extreme metal plug.dj group.

emester
September 10th 2015


8271 Comments


Sweet review Spirit. Probs won't even touch this with a 30 foot pole. For the most part, me and symphonic BM go together like orange juice and toothpaste

TheSpirit
Emeritus
September 10th 2015


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

This actually doesn't resemble symphonic black metal in the slightest, but I still wouldn't recommend checking it out haha.

Mort.
September 10th 2015


26402 Comments


great review man, posd

TheSpirit
Emeritus
September 10th 2015


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

thanks man, i appreciate it

TheSpirit
Emeritus
September 10th 2015


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Hahahahaha, sometimes it hard to tell what you like and don't like man. But I'm glad we share the same opinion on this. What did you think of the review itself?

TheSpirit
Emeritus
September 10th 2015


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Well thanks! I will try and make future negative reviews less rant-y.

PortalofPerfection
September 11th 2015


3415 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I'm going to ignore you and listen to this. Been finding lots of good stuff lately, need something shit to remind me what the other end of the scale sounds like, reinforce my perspective. This sounds like prime material for ear rape.

TheSpirit
Emeritus
September 11th 2015


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Ahaha,this serves as an excellent reminder of the shitty spectrum

Metaltronic
September 20th 2015


29 Comments


You got a link to where I can hear this abomination online?



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