Luke Bryan
Kill the Lights


1.0
awful

Review

by RyGuy69 USER (2 Reviews)
August 31st, 2015 | 18 replies


Release Date: 2015 | Tracklist

Review Summary: I hate Luke.

I hate country music. So much in fact that I wanted to give this a spin to see if country could get good. I was wrong Luke "Puke" bryan is back with his best album yet. Yeah you read that correctly. Im not joking, this album, as sucky as it is, is better than his 4 first albums.

Kill the Lights reaks of mediocrity and i just hate every second of it. I want my money back so badly so i can buy the new FFDP album on Vinyl.

"Kick the Dust Up" sucks. It's badly written. The lyrics are bad. it just reaks and reaks of immaturity and that other bullcrap that is so existent in country "cuntry" music today. Like really Id perfer Nickelback over this dumb stuff garbage. The immaturity and terrible songwriting ability of Puke Bryan is shown over and over, time and time again. and here it's most evident as his song-writing reaches its lowest mark yet.

I hate "Strip it Down." it sucks because it's such a bad song. it just talks about dumbass country boys with their stupid disgusting flannel button down shirts and stripping ugly ass girls because they think their so tough and cool with their silly and sissy wrangler jeans and hats and boots. That's not country. Biscuits and fried chicken are country.

"Razor blade" think its so cool making a comparison to self harm. well news flash, self harmers are the most intelligent people around because they know when stuff's going down, they know how to emotionally connect, and Luke singing about a girl and comparing her to a razor blade doesn't do it right.

I can't believe I bought this. I hate it. and now i have no way to get rid of it.


user ratings (54)
1.5
very poor


Comments:Add a Comment 
Shamus248
Contributing Reviewer
August 31st 2015


1322 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

what.

the.

hell?

Sinternet
Emeritus
August 31st 2015


26909 Comments


Well shave my head and call me Jade Goody because this review gave me cancer.

JWT155
August 31st 2015


15039 Comments


If you want to give country an honest try, go listen to Sturgill Simpson's last record.

Snake.
August 31st 2015


25598 Comments


nice alt shamus

Ryus
August 31st 2015


37885 Comments


" it sucks because it's such a bad song."

brilliant

Cygnatti
August 31st 2015


36394 Comments


no clue how he sounds but my oculars indicate that he's at least decently attractive so there's that :]

IHateRadiohead
August 31st 2015


342 Comments


"I want my money back so badly so i can buy the new FFDP album on Vinyl."

dead

suddykilljaywalkers
August 31st 2015


1020 Comments


i work at walmart and they have the song "kick up the dust" or whatever on repeat during an advertisement that they run all day

psandy
August 31st 2015


280 Comments


pos

ConcubinaryCode
August 31st 2015


8138 Comments


"Biscuits and fried chicken are country."

Mort.
August 31st 2015


26404 Comments


id fling shit at you if i knew where you lived

TheMagicalBlender
September 1st 2015


2345 Comments


Pos'd. Guys, this is clearly a joke review.

"it sucks because it's such a bad song."

XD

theBoneyKing
September 1st 2015


24890 Comments


Sturgill Simpson [2]

RogueNine
September 1st 2015


6070 Comments


Joke review or not, I'm sure the rating is correct.

FLCL
September 1st 2015


85 Comments


He's got Nickelback, Atilla, and Brokencyde in his 5s

Surely he's joking

Surely

ALSO "That's not country. Biscuits and fried chicken are country"

I learned something today

Sinternet
Emeritus
September 1st 2015


26909 Comments


I don't think anyone who puts 69 in their username is gonna be legit.

Guessing this is someone's alt.

IHateRadiohead
September 1st 2015


342 Comments


I don't think anyone who has such classic phrases as "I hate country music. So much in fact that I wanted to give this a spin to see if country could get good," "it sucks because it's such a bad song," and "well news flash, self harmers are the most intelligent people around because they know when stuff's going down" is going to be legit.

Asdfp277
September 1st 2015


25679 Comments


Who cares check out Dumbsaint



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