Eminem
The Marshall Mathers LP


5.0
classic

Review

by tejastf3 USER (1 Reviews)
August 30th, 2015 | 18 replies


Release Date: 2000 | Tracklist

Review Summary: amazing

I was first introduced to Eminem from his latest album The Marshall Mathers LP 2. As expected, I too became a Stan and was obsessed with Eminem's music. After i heard Recovery, TMMLP2 and The Eminem Show i really thought there could be no other album of Eminem that could touch me as these three albums did. Obviously, i was highly disappointed when i first heard Encore, but i was pleasantly surprised at the surprisingly catchy beats of some of the songs even though the lyrics was such that it was like written by a 5 year old. now coming back to Marshall Mathers LP, this is one of the best albums i've ever heard and gave the most offensive '*** you' vibe in a long time( however cliche it seems). Coming to the review, i have heard this album literally more than fifty times. It never gets old. Hence this review can be considered as a retrospective review too.

Public Service Announcement 2000: I should have known what the album would be like when i heard this. It sounds like a joke at first, but then you get the feeling Eminem is serious when he ends it with ' yeah sue me'. You see his first glimpse of arrogance and self awareness right here.

Kill you(10/10): MY GOD THIS SONG. I DARE YOU TO PLAY THIS ALOUD IN PUBLIC. the first six-ten lines are so offensive, all the girls who hear this would literally get their panties in their bunch. Apart from the amazing lyricism and a beat, its Eminem's energy on the song which does it for me.

Stan(10/10). DAMN I CANT RATE THIS MORE THAN 10. People use the word 'hauntingly beautiful' when they describe this song but more than that its again Eminem's energy and the way he changes his voice in every verse accordingly is again what makes this song seem so real. This song has more story in it than three fourth of the movies coming out these days. Hear it and fall in love with it.
Paul(skit): I never liked it and i dont like it here also.

Who Knew(9/10): This song reeks so much of sarcasm, Chandler Bing would have sex with it. Your mom will hate it, but if you're a rebel like every other teenager in this world, this is when you truly feel Eminem.

Steve Berman: Actually a nice skit.

The Way I am(10/10): THIS SONG PUMPS ME UP EVERYTIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. The raw energy in this song is enough for it to stick in you head for a long long time( seriously you cant get it out of your head). Its basically Eminem bitching about everything but this time i actually love it.

The Real Slim Shady(9/10): Catchy as ***.Period. This is where you get the true feeling of 'dont give a ***' and actually embrace it. Amazing celebrity disses. Just amazing. I think this song brought out the Slim Shady within me.

Remember Me"(8/10): HOLY *** THIS BEAT.OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE MY RINGTONE. one mediocre verse by RBX and a very good verse by Sticky Fingaz but Eminem outshines him at the end.( oh and I'm not an Eminem dick rider. Eminem was better in this song and you know it).

I'm Back(10/10): Very Cleverly follows up to Remember me. its very well created but the last four lines are way to disgusting. RIP his mom.

Marshall Mathers(10/10): Very self aware song. Very. Eminem cleverly dishes out all his problems in a way which every man can actually relate too. that is genius.

Ken Kaniff: YUCK. SO GROSS I THINK I JUST HEARD GAY PORN.

Drug Ballad(10/10): So Mark Walhberg is a ***ing faggot according to Eminem. Amazing lyrics and flow. A song about drugs but ends up being so relatable to normal life you wonder how the *** Eminem twists his words this way.

Amityville(7/10): Meh. Eminem's verses are full of energy but lyrics are surprisingly sub par. Bizarre's verse is meant to scare the *** out of you. It did for me. Its gross.Period. But so catchy and yes the song is really good.

Bitch Please 2(9/10): Eminem's verse has so much balls in it. So much. Frankly this is one of my favorite verses of his. 'Here you want me to tone it down" SUCK MY ***ING DICK YOU FAGGOT, you happy now"' is one of my favorite lines of all time. Guest verses are decent but Xzhibhit truly stands out compared to Snoop and Dre. Also, The beat is amazing. Dre take a bow.

Kim(10/10): Needs no review. Hear it and be scarred for life.

Under the Influence(8.5/10): Other than Eminem's verses, D12 actually is decent. Bizarre's verse is actually not bad(shocked right"). CHORUS is just so much fun :')

Criminal(10/10): I think this is the best song after Stan and Kim on this album. Hate fags" the answer is yes: says Eminem and gets away with it. Inspiration for all of us. If The last verse and the chorus doesnt touch you in a way then you arent human. Amazing end to an amazing album. ( damn I'm using the word 'amazing' too much arent I")

in conclusion, I'm not going to force you to listen to this album. But unless you have a personal Vendetta against Eminem, you cant hate this album.


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IHateRadiohead
August 30th 2015


342 Comments


"I'm not an Eminem dick rider"

"MY GOD THIS SONG. I DARE YOU TO PLAY THIS ALOUD IN PUBLIC"

"DAMN I CANT RATE THIS MORE THAN 10"

"THIS SONG PUMPS ME UP EVERYTIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"unless you have a personal Vendetta against Eminem, you cant hate this album."

Hawks
August 30th 2015


71825 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Tbt reviews in 2015 what is this world coming to?

Digging: State Faults - Clairvoyant

DeMaj
August 30th 2015


12 Comments


DAMN I CAN'T RATE THIS MORE THAN A 3

Cygnatti
August 30th 2015


32824 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

good bc it's not more than a 3

Ebola
August 30th 2015


3597 Comments


review is an atrocity

Shamus248
August 30th 2015


435 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

You do a good job getting the point across, but some grammar problems along the way. try to correct that. I'm not the best in the world lol, but once the grammar and spelling is fixed, you'll be unstoppable. Great job nonetheless

smaugman
August 30th 2015


4994 Comments


review is a fucking mess

Let
August 30th 2015


1609 Comments


A lot terrible reviews have at least somewhat of a redeeming quality. This is not one of those reviews.
Edit: "I too became a Stan" Alright I do like this line though

someguest
August 30th 2015


29909 Comments


"I too became a Stan"


No. If this was true, I wouldn't be reading this piece of crap.

wtferrothorn
August 30th 2015


5800 Comments


Ooooh, here's one for the sput quotes list

zaruyache
August 30th 2015


21044 Comments


'Here you want me to tone it down? SUCK MY ***ING DICK YOU FAGGOT, you happy now?' is one of my favorite lines of all time.'

clearly a troll user but still

Digging: Imha Tarikat - Kara Ihlas

TheMoonchild
August 30th 2015


1149 Comments


"Ken Kaniff: YUCK. SO GROSS I THINK I JUST HEARD GAY PORN"

HOW IS THIS NOT A MEME YET.

Muppelope
August 30th 2015


1697 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

all the girls who hear this would literally get their panties in their bunch.

TheSonomaDude
August 30th 2015


6829 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

KOSTER IS BACK

someguest
August 30th 2015


29909 Comments


"And I was just checkin' the mail. Get it? Checkin' the male. Chk-chk."


Gameofmetal
Staff Reviewer
August 30th 2015


10593 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

all the girls who hear this would literally get their panties in their bunch. [2]



Krvst
August 30th 2015


461 Comments


Best review I ever read hands down

William21
August 30th 2015


420 Comments


The crap did I just read.



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