Myrimin
Bolota Ohta


1.0
awful

Review

by Ayil USER (3 Reviews)
July 8th, 2015 | 35 replies


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Black metal of the worst kind. A release with every chance of redemption ruined by over indulgence of everything kvlt with little substance to provide authenticity.

There is something surreal about the character of raw ambient black metal that makes it so appealing, whether it is the bleak atmospheres it creates, the swirling rhythms and melodies of the music itself or the distant ghost like screams of the vocalists there is a real possibility of being taken to another world by the skill that some masters of the genre have to offer. Paysage D'hiver, Older Burzum, Alrakis, Vinterriket and Weakling are just some of the many examples that encompass the brilliance of such music.

But with every style of music, there is no denying the amounts of unpassionate, unskilled or just uninteresting muck that clogs up a genre. In the Genre of ambient and atmospheric Black metal Myrimin is a perfect example of horrid execution of a style.

If you search Myrimin on google you won't find much, save for a link to this very site, Rateyourmusic, and a youtube link to the album 'Bolota Ohta'. Upon opening the youtube link you may think that an album with such obscure linguistic offering, a quite fitting album cover and being Icelandic that you might be uncovering a hidden Gem but you'd struggle to be further from the truth. 'Bolota Ohta' Opens with some of the most offensively bad production to be done to an album and this is the worst offender of the album, it's unprofessional, inconsistent and downright jarring - The only saving grace of this album is the ambient sections that do offer some quality but is still not worth investing the time to reach. To actually listen to this album with have you sit through:

- 'riffs' that fail to even grab the attention of listener even once.
- sudden cuts and unnatural transitions to ambient sections and other riffs.
- strings that sound like a 10 year old noodling around with a guitar for the first time
- horribly amateur throaty black metal vocals
- Drums that sound like someone hitting a pillow with a stick and have no real variety (cymbals) are used once in the album is arguably the best part, 13:25 into the album stream)

If 'Bolota Ohta' had been produced better or did the 'poor production' gimmick well the album may have been passable as an entry into the genre but as it stands the album symbolizes everything that you can do wrong to a black metal album. If you sit down in a dark room with half-decent headphone and listen to Burzum or Paysage d'hiver, you can perfectly differentiate between instruments and vocals while being graced with a blanket of pleasurable fuzz to reward your listening.

If you listen to 'Bolota Ohta' in a dark room with even top quality headphones, all you'll get is a headache.


user ratings (27)
1.9
poor
other reviews of this album
5NightsAtFreddys (5)
The scariest, most trance-inducing, and most unbelievable album I've ever heard all rolled into one....



Comments:Add a Comment 
Ayil
July 8th 2015


87 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

A quick write-up I did while I was bored, Any criticism welcome. Don't listen to this.

dimsim3478
July 8th 2015


8987 Comments


holy shit

Valkyrion
July 8th 2015


1161 Comments


pls don't give attention to this album

Evreaia
July 8th 2015


5406 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

This album does not deserve its awesome album art.

LotusFlower
July 8th 2015


12000 Comments


It sounds like he is fapping and moaning through the entire album. This is hilarious.

FlyheadMetal
July 8th 2015


2422 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

nobody likes this shit lmao the 5/5 is for shits n giggles tbh

don't take me seriously we troll people with this shit

FlyheadMetal
July 8th 2015


2422 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

who doesn't like 14 minutes of the exact same 4 second riff looping over and over and over and over and over again and then at the 7 minute mark like an ambient echo and then back to the looping riff

zaruyache
July 8th 2015


28628 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Me

SomeSayShesNaive
July 8th 2015


535 Comments


Oh boo fucking hoo. It's poor quality, I don't have a BMW 7 series, wah.

FlyheadMetal
July 8th 2015


2422 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lmao are you serious

SomeSayShesNaive
July 8th 2015


535 Comments


Yes, the atmosphere on this album is fantastic. The reputation becomes hypnotically but I will admit it goes on for way too long.

zaruyache
July 8th 2015


28628 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

"reputation becomes hypnotically"

FlyheadMetal
July 9th 2015


2422 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

this fucking sucks cock thru a straw



Ocean of Noise
July 9th 2015


11368 Comments


damn

Asdfp277
July 9th 2015


25670 Comments


bologna otto

edit: "The reputation becomes hypnotically"

Gestapo
July 9th 2015


1492 Comments


probably rules

LotusFlower
July 9th 2015


12000 Comments


I can't tell if anyone is being serious or not

SomeSayShesNaive
July 9th 2015


535 Comments


It's a solid ambient black metal album for sure. Not the best, but this is surpassable.

FlyheadMetal
July 9th 2015


2422 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

fucking lol

zaruyache
July 9th 2015


28628 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

if I was really as obsessive compulsive as I sometimes want to be, I'd get the guitar that I don't know how to play out and record myself playing better atmospheric hypnotically black metal than this just with my laptop microphone. I don't even have a guitar strap for the thing I bought off Amazon last summer and barely touched and I'm still adamantly sure that, if I really desperately wanted, I'd be able to make my crap sound better than this crap. I could probably find someone to show me a half-assed free drum machine program to put some blasty crap behind my tremololols and then get someone else to make to make my 20-minutes-of-the-same-sounds album sound really raw and kvlt.



And it would include nonsensical vocals, like of me shaking my head back and forth so my lips would flap, or mock strangly sounds, or me mumbling from the other side of the room and all of that would still be a more enjoyable album than this.



Thankfully I'm only OCD enough to write over-long paragraphs about music criticism and not enough to waste as much time as recording something like this would require.



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