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The Click Five
Greetings from Imrie House


3.0
good

Review

by The Jungler USER (183 Reviews)
May 2nd, 2006 | 33 replies


Release Date: 2005 | Tracklist


Ah, I can see the metal kids cringing at the thought of The Click Five. Known for their cute matching suits and their pre-teen sing along Just the Girl they have gained a reputation for being nothing more than your little sister’s music, manufactured pop crap. This is most certainly because of the way they marketed, girly songs, girly suits, and girly videos. The fact that they have opened for teen queen Ashlee Simpson and boy band The Backstreet Boys. And the music itself attributes to The Click Fives reputation, perfect power-pop. Hella catchy lyrics about the simple things: good days, perfect girls and the like. Don’t let the reputation fool you though, The Click Five aren’t bad. In part due to the fact they honed their music skills at one of the best music schools in the country (Berklee) but also The Click Five have some good tunes. Not since Hanson has an actual band made a song with as much pop appeal as lead single and mega hit Just the Girl .

Cars sounding guitar and keyboard lines make up the perfect base for lead singer Eric’s whiney voice. The lyrics are absolutely the cheesiest thing I’ve heard. I don’t mean that in a bad way though, Fountains of Wayne did an incredible job writing the perfect model for a pop rock love song. Tight is a great word to describe the songs instrumentation, you could easily mistake the music as DJ created, that’s how clean cut it is. When I hear a more perfect pop song I’ll alert you.

Unlike contemporaries and label mates Simple Plan, The Click Five have yet to attempt to be a “Punk” band. They don’t wear ripped black tee-shirts and pretend to love The Misfits; they wear tailored suits and acknowledge The Cars and The Beach Boys as influences, This I admire. Although Simple Plan may write songs that sound like The Click Five’s the fact that they masquerade as a “Punk” band makes me respect them less.

It’s hard for me not to think of The Click Five as a guilty pleasure. Their songs are just so manufactured sounding. Let me explain, songs like I’ll Take My Chances sound like they were written specifically to sound so pop and so cheesy, but I just can’t hate it for some reason. Baby I’ll take my chances with you…You know its true just sounds like a Backstreet Boy’s song. It makes me wonder if The Click Five are just tools of their record label to be the next Boy Band hidden behind guitars and cheap suits. This is when I convince myself that all 5 graduated from Berklee College of Music and maybe, just maybe they are smart enough to write such perfect pop songs, I don’t know and may never find out.

Friday Night and Angel to You (Devil to Me) sound like they are straight of the 80’s pop charts. The previous could be a cover of an 80’s or 90’s teen queen song and the later could ever be a pop version of a Kiss song. Featuring stupid lyrics, Queen-esque 3 or 4 piece harmonies and some watered down guitar riffs. At least 4 members of The Click Five sing, a lot of times at the time ever. Another stolen Boy Band trait, that sounds great on top of guitar, bass and drums.

Pop Princess is catchy should-have-been 2nd single. The keyboards in this song are great, unlike other songs on the CD the keyboards aren’t the icing on the cake in this song, they are the cake. The main hook in the chorus Pop princess, drive me wild/Pop princess, I need you now is so corny and great it makes you want to dance. If you can’t sing along to this song then there is something wrong with you. The harmonies towards the end of this song are superb as they are throughout the whole CD.

With no song much over 4 minutes this is as good a pop record as there has been in a while. Easy to sing along to, easier to dance to, clever and corny and quite good. If you like pop music and you don’t own this I recommend it, if you hate pop music I recommend you leave this thread alone and go rave about Slipknot and Metallica or whoever your band of choice is. Don’t rate this a 1 (unless you’ve heard it) and don’t neg my review because I think Greetings From Imrie House deserves a solid…

3/5

-Dan



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Comments:Add a Comment 
altrockdude
May 2nd 2006


150 Comments


don't have it... don't want it.
good review. a little too poppy for me

Thor
May 2nd 2006


10355 Comments


I actually can't stand this band. I've heard most of the album from some of my friends who like them, and I just can't get into it.

The Jungler
May 2nd 2006


4826 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I'm shortening the first paragraph right now.



EDIT: That should be good.This Message Edited On 05.02.06

Zebra
Moderator
May 2nd 2006


2647 Comments


I've always liked The Click Five, sort of a guilty pleasure I guess. I haven't heard a single song off of this album so I'll go download.
Pretty good job on the review. The only minor problem I had with it was the Simple Plan comment, you should have left that whole paragraph out.

The Jungler
May 2nd 2006


4826 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

OK, Done.

Electric City
May 2nd 2006


15756 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

There's nothing "good" about these guys. Average vocals, terrible songs, annoying image, average instumentation.



That said, good job on the review.

bassmaster1738
May 2nd 2006


8 Comments


good reveiw

my question is why waste your time?

Pyramidman
May 2nd 2006


1340 Comments


these guys are okay, ive only heard tjust the girl, and thought it was obscenely poppy, which i can handle

nothing amazing though

they really graduated fro Berklee?


kno_kontrol
May 2nd 2006


448 Comments


man, this band is so terrible

I cant even to begin to describe my distaste for them.

Electric City
May 2nd 2006


15756 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

We'll see how much you really hate them...



Click 5 or Hawthorne Heights?



Wait... don't post... don't spam...

ToWhatEnd
May 2nd 2006


3173 Comments


^^^^

HAHAHAHA! nicely done sir nicely done.

kingurth
May 3rd 2006


10 Comments


My sister has this album. At first I hated it, but after hearing it blared on her boom box at 7:00 in the morning for a few weeks in a row, it started to grow on me. I'd probably rate it a 2.5

The Jungler
May 3rd 2006


4826 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

[quote=MusicOfficial101]Click 5 or Hawthorne Heights?[/quote]

Click Five for sure.

[quote=MO]There's nothing "good" about these guys. Average vocals, terrible songs, annoying image, average instumentation.[/quote]

I disagree with everything besides the image, keep an open mind.

[quote=Bassguy]my question is why waste your time?[/quote]

Because I have time to waste, and if you noticed, I liked this.

[quote=Kingurth] it started to grow on me. I'd probably rate it a 2.5 [/quote]

Thanks for backing me up.

This Message Edited On 05.02.06

KISS_ME_IM_PUNK
May 3rd 2006


33 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

good review... but i wouldnt wast my time or money on them...alot of my friends listen 2 them (they r middle school girls).... 2 me i think of them as the new back street boys...they seem kinda preppy 2 me.... sorryThis Message Edited On 05.03.06

ReturnToRock
May 3rd 2006


4805 Comments


you could easily mistake the music as DJ created

it probably is

vuergara
May 6th 2006


35 Comments


The Click Five... HAHAHA..... Annoying little pricks..
For me two words can best describe Click Five and their music...... IMMATURE!!! and PREPPY!!!...
I agree with kiss me im punk.. their the new generation backstreet boys except that these Click Five guys are way more annoying.. J

KISS_ME_IM_PUNK
May 6th 2006


33 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

^^^^ yep ... they are ...

The Jungler
May 7th 2006


4826 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Better singers, that's for sure. The actual songs are probably better too, but then again BSB don't right their own stuff, do they? Come to think of it, I don't know how much of this The Click Five wrote.This Message Edited On 05.07.06

KISS_ME_IM_PUNK
May 8th 2006


33 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

lol....i agree w/u on that one Iluvatar...

nag*with*a*gun
May 8th 2006


420 Comments


how could y'all think backstreet boys are better than click five? they both suck, but come on! at least click five doesn't do little synchronized dances to thier music.



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