Dance Gavin Dance
Downtown Battle Mountain II


5.0
classic

Review

by somewhereibelong USER (4 Reviews)
September 26th, 2014 | 21 replies


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Get those electric blue foot things from Dr. Sholls

How is this not the best post-hardcore album since Emery. Just ask Jacob Royal! Trust me! This album is complete with everything you're looking for. It has: lyrics and music. What else you ask? Well I'm glad I made you ask that while reading, cause i know the lonely road it takes to get here. No but seriously. This review is just here to talk about how good songs are. "Spooks" is the best thing a band who has never believed in god made. "Pounce" is 'OHMYGOD' good, but it all comes together with Robot 2.5 THEE track. I mean Jesus H. Macy. Just ask Jacob. Let's be honest with this review. I'm the sugar coated tooth; and, i', simply ruining your mood.

(So far I’ll lay low in pretense and smack your body)
(Legs up, some hair pull, its retro, oops I call shotty)
(So scram and branded, the pylon, it's silver ion)
(Blowing glass, insurgent mask, the thickest trap door covered in ice)

Stay close innocent
The signs to hide his scent
No room for ghosts

(The lock and legs are set to bank in someone’s home)
(Salon will place a bet to cut a hairball loan)
(The lifeless *** of mess)
(Confusing ice cream cone)
(If you can’t read my text then get a mind read phone)

(It's okay, I have no legs)
(On this bra sailing gen)
(You? Right, day?)

Oh, jump on top as I wander around
(Get the best of this no down pre-lay)
Oh, the bed flows as it rocks back and forth
My body starts to sort it out

Hey, jump on top as I wander around
(Get the best of this no down pre-lay)
Oh, the bed flows as it rocks back and forth
My body starts to sort it out

(Package this in seedy tones)
(You mock a painless death, we’ll beat your dome)
(You’re softly blocking mess, so fly him home)
(With a racist comment, the leaky chrome, what’s up?)
(A toxic note confess, a soap caress)
(A simple notion comment for less)
(But I like my nest)
(I wanna call it my mess)
(Cause the last time I cried, the world got drenched)

Oh, and I swear this won't end quick
(We came back for this)
It won't
(We came back for this)
Oh, and I swear this won't end quick
(We came back for this)
It won't
(We came back like this)

Oh, jump on top as I wander around
(Get the best of this no down pre-lay)
Oh, the bed flows as it rocks back and forth
My body starts to sort it out

Hey, jump on top as I wander around
(Get the best of this no down pre-lay)
Oh, the bed flows as it rocks back and forth
My body starts to sort it out

How many faces have to crack, before they realize I'm not coming back?
How many faces have to crack, before they realize I'm not coming back?
How many faces have to crack, before they realize I'm not coming back?
How many faces have to crack, before they realize I'm never going to find my place
I'm not coming back
No

(I blamed the fact of my division, so long in temporary places)
(The long lost pitch of your invention lay hidden bond inside its place)
(When something less will come together and solid walls will fall apart)
(So lately piece of mind is setting, when did the weather taste so tart?)
(Will running solve a contradiction of makeshift tomes and revelations)
(The pious price of buying diction, a speech I never should have made)




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Calc
Contributing Reviewer
September 26th 2014


16613 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

this is funny!! right? yeah funny!

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SowingSeason
Moderator
September 26th 2014


35018 Comments


I...don't get it? Is this supposed to be anything other than a waste of time?

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Froot
September 26th 2014


1910 Comments


2avantgarde4me

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
September 26th 2014


26718 Comments


2/5 troll

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Tyler.
September 26th 2014


17992 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Lyrics and music! Yes! Perfect for me

Yuli
Emeritus
September 26th 2014


10743 Comments


What the fuck?

JohnnyOnTheSpot
Emeritus
September 26th 2014


6913 Comments


Just ask Jacob Royal! ^

VaxXi
September 26th 2014


4418 Comments


I asked Jacob Royal, he said somewhereibelong's trolling is bad and that he should feel bad.


zaruyache
September 26th 2014


22592 Comments


Hemingway said that one should write drunk and edit sober. OP's got the first down, needs to work on the second.

OwMySnauze
September 26th 2014


2135 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Omaha must be flattered

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bloc
September 27th 2014


61822 Comments


Agreed with the rating

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Lethean
September 27th 2014


1495 Comments


first comment and author r linkin park songs there must be a connection

YakNips
September 27th 2014


19969 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

#conspiracies

XingKing
September 27th 2014


15100 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

what did I just read

Lethean
September 27th 2014


1495 Comments


check the ratings they both dig chevelle

#exposed

YakNips
September 27th 2014


19969 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

the best review of the decade

paradox1216
Emeritus
September 27th 2014


730 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

hahahahahahaha



finally a review that makes just as much sense as Mess' lyrics

mryrtmrnfoxxxy
September 27th 2014


15120 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

pos

adr
September 27th 2014


12088 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

lol

Presence
September 27th 2014


92 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

2.5 is best song though



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