Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate)
You Will Eventually Be Forgotten


2.5
average

Review

by Xenophanes EMERITUS
August 14th, 2014 | 142 replies


Release Date: 2014 | Tracklist

Review Summary: As the years pass it's becoming more and more confusing as to why this band is spearheading the whole emo revival movement.

Listening to empire! empire! (I was a lonely estate) is a lot like living in a loveless marriage-it’s sad and isolating, but somehow comfortable and familiar. Keith Latinen has always crafted music that recalls the emo greats, such as Penfold and Mineral, while carving out his own niche. Sure that niche is filled with painfully obvious emotional hooks and eye roll worthy confessional lyrics, but it’s a goofy and sweet delivery nonetheless. But as time passes it’s harder to forgive the band for their niceties, as they continue to craft the most banal emo around. With their sophomore record, empire! empire! are the same as ever, but now the schtick is tired.

With You Will Eventually Be Forgotten it’s easier now than ever to write off the band completely. Practically carbon copies of every piece of music that empire! empire! has ever created, their sophomore record is filled with tracks that berate the listener with sickly sweet words hooks. All this, of course, to illicit a very specific emotional response which feels partly nostalgic but nowhere near as genuine as, say, American Football. And there’s the rub. It’s hard to take Latinen seriously when he’s singing of lost loves and ineffable sadness. In the promotional photo we see him sitting happily next to his wife holding a puppy for Christ’s sake.

But this is by no means a deal breaker. You Will Eventually Be Forgotten feels phony, but that isn’t anything new for the band. What is new, however, is the slicker production, something direly needed. No longer does Latinen sound like he’s singing into a tin can. The album is warmer and fuller, with the vocals sounding less shrill and the guitars feeling less metallic. This certainly helps the near 40-minute album slide by effortlessly, with its only hindrance being the haphazard songwriting.

You see, You Will Eventually Be Forgotten offers nothing new nor does it pay respectable homage to its influences. It’s an awkward mish mash of emo revival and things older, better bands have done in the past. The songs lack refinement and maturity, existing in a weird space where teenage boys playing in their garages somehow manage to be emotionally enlightening. Nothing here is powerful enough to feel cathartic, while conversely none of it is subtle enough to feel genuine.

empire! empire! (I was a lonely estate) have made another album where they sound like empire! empire! (I was a lonely estate) and a bunch of other bands. It's like the entire record is a parody of emo as whole, which is embarrassing considering how seriously it takes itself. If being hit over the head with emotional builds and confessional lyrics is appealing to you, then perhaps You Will Eventually Be Forgotten will be of some value.



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StallionMang
August 14th 2014


9003 Comments


there will be hell to pay

Gyromania
August 14th 2014


37017 Comments


eli! agreed wholeheartedly

Snake.
August 14th 2014


25250 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

http://youtu.be/y6UCETDsRbE?t=1m58s

SeaAnemone
August 14th 2014


21429 Comments


Eli : (


I'm not gonna read this review before I listen to this because I respect you but my opinion has already been tainted

SeaAnemone
August 14th 2014


21429 Comments


okay I read it anyway and I have one question: what's your thoughts on the EPs? I like Home After 3 more than the LP I think

Gyromania
August 14th 2014


37017 Comments


good to see for once a staffer (erm, emeritus) agrees with me.

i listened to this twice last night and didn't make it all the way through the second playthrough

Gyromania
August 14th 2014


37017 Comments


lol i don't doubt that they suck ass live - especially those whinier bits

SeaAnemone
August 14th 2014


21429 Comments


I will say, Eric, that you will probably really dig this. And I hope that you do.


cool, thanks!
though I haven't really dug any new "midwestern emo indie etc." for a loooooong time now so we'll see

SeaAnemone
August 14th 2014


21429 Comments


and that's true -- I forgot that you've never really dug them(?!).

Snake.
August 14th 2014


25250 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

tbh i think keith's vocals are way too polished on this album

Gyromania
August 14th 2014


37017 Comments


it does sort of seem like a parody of the genre. i still think their debut is pretty solid, despite some gratingly awful vocal performances here and there but this is, and i hate to use the word, derivative

minty901
August 14th 2014


3976 Comments


too soon brah

Gyromania
August 14th 2014


37017 Comments


oh god don't start

Jots
Emeritus
August 14th 2014


7562 Comments


that Trebor guy is gonna be pissed lol watch out

Snake.
August 14th 2014


25250 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

the guitars on if it's bad news are twinkly as fuck tho

minty901
August 14th 2014


3976 Comments


actually this was a good read.

SeaAnemone
August 14th 2014


21429 Comments


Nothing here is powerful enough to feel cathartic


Eli I just want to say that I hate you so much

Snake.
August 14th 2014


25250 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

it's no bjork that's for sure

Gyromania
August 14th 2014


37017 Comments


bjork is the best ever

Yuli
Emeritus
August 14th 2014


10767 Comments


Agreed

Also, I can see where this review's coming from. Granted, never given these guys too much of a chance but it's for the reason this review seems to illuminate. Maybe I'll give them a chance soon if I decide to give enough of a shit about them.



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