Review Summary: Review is srsly. srs.
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This is by far the heaviest ***ing record I have ever heard. Its the most brutal album to graze the death metal masses since the new Bring Me The Horizon and Gorguts albums came out. It was in fact so heavy i went to pick it up but did not lift because it was so ***ing heavy and at that point of my life i was a skinny little bitch listening to pussy bands like Protest The Hero and Deftones so i hit up the closest gym till i got mad yoked and then i could finally conquer this epic jun-fest.
From the opening chugs of "ravenous disease" I felt my brand new sleeve tats tickle and my gauges got wet quick. This album has so many breakdowns and brodowns it'll have you and your bros getting real physical in the pit/parents basement/bbq,tat parlours, really wherever you can throw the *** down. Don't even give me the "Binary Junz" argument either because me and my bros won't even know what the *** your talking about. If you feel like getting ***ed up the ass without lube and then not getting a phone call the next morning then this is truly as close as you will get to that feeling without doing it in real life.
Whoever doubts the greatness of this tr00 classic metul album is just not worth your time and they will surely by stricken down by the good lord (Just ask AntiChrist Lucker if you disagree) who also gave this band they ever mighty strength to record this true godsend of metal. If you think I be trolling look at my ratings and you'll know I'm the real ***ing deal.
So all in all these christ worshipping angels have shown me the way to god and to a place of never-ending junz. So I thank you Impending Doom because without "Death Will Reign" Id still be a little bitch without straightened hair,skinny jeans, and an Asking Alexandria shirt.
